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Name Team Age
Bill Sarni Retired (2011, Age 34) Died (2052, Age 75)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 27
(2002)		 SP R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
George Van Haltren League 0 0 years (129 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  A- B 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
C- C+ D-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D- F  B-
Endurance Velocity Control
B  B- B+
Leadership   Mentor Value  
A- A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C+ 0 9/19/1977
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 0
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Energy  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Batting   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
2002 NYN 1 11 14 14 0 0 0 0 81.2 102 62 57 4 27 52 1.58 6.28
2003 NYN 2 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 15.1 14 8 8 1 4 10 1.17 4.70
2005 NYN 1 2 12 0 0 0 0 0 15.0 25 12 11 0 4 7 1.93 6.60
2006 LAN 0 2 3 3 0 0 0 0 9.2 23 18 18 0 9 7 3.31 16.76
2073 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
Total 4 15 31 19 0 0 0 0 121.2 164 100 94 5 44 76 1.71 6.95
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2011-11-01Bill Sarni has retired from the Chicago Little Lebowski Urban Achievrs
2008-07-03The Chicago Little Lebowski Urban Achievrs have acquired Bill Sarni from the waiver wire.
2008-04-01The Los Angeles Flying Nuns have waived Bill Sarni.
2007-04-01The Los Angeles Flying Nuns have promoted Balor Miller to the major league team. The Los Angeles Flying Nuns have sent Bill Sarni to the minors.
2006-09-04The Los Angeles Kings have promoted Bill Sarni to the major league team.
2005-06-05The New York Kings have sent Bill Sarni to the minors.
2005-05-10The New York Kings have promoted Craig Lister to the major league team. The New York Kings have promoted Bill Sarni to the major league team. The New York Kings have sent Ted Hotaling to the minors.
2004-04-01The New York Philosophers have promoted Clayton Downey to the major league team. The New York Philosophers have promoted Dick Elberfeld to the major league team. The New York Philosophers have designated George Ramos for assignment. The New York Philosophers have sent Bill Sarni to the minors.
2003-09-20The New York Philosophers have promoted Bill Sarni to the major league team. The New York Philosophers have sent Foghorn Smith to the minors.
2003-04-01The New York Philosophers have sent Bill Sarni down to the minors.
2002-07-15The New York Philosophers have promoted Bill Sarni to the major league team. The New York Philosophers have sent Gary Wicker to the minors.
2001-08-21A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Parrots and the New York Philosophers. The New York Philosophers receive Mike Hampton, Ken Smith, Harry Hoyle, Draft Pick 2002 Round 2 PIT (Bill Sarni) from the Pittsburgh Parrots in exchange for Oscar Hudek, Ray Kelly. Protest This Trade.