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Name Team Age
Bill Sarni Retired (2011, Age 34) Died (2052, Age 75)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 27
(2002)		 SP R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
George Van Haltren League 0 0 years (129 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  A- B 
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
C- C+ D-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D- F  B-
Endurance Velocity Control
B  B- B+
Leadership   Mentor Value  
A- A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C+ 0 9/19/1977
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 0
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Energy  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Batting   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
2002 AHB 7 38.2 23 13 57 1.81
2002 HHB 7 43.0 29 14 45 1.37
2002 LHB 14 42.0 29 16 56 1.71
2002 RHB 14 39.2 23 11 46 1.44
2003 AHB 1 7.2 4 1 9 1.30
2003 HHB 1 7.2 6 3 5 1.04
2003 LHB 2 9.1 5 3 7 1.07
2003 RHB 2 6.0 5 1 7 1.33
2005 AHB 5 5.1 3 2 10 2.25
2005 HHB 7 9.2 4 2 15 1.76
2005 LHB 11 7.0 4 2 14 2.29
2005 RHB 12 8.0 3 2 11 1.63
2006 AHB 3 9.2 7 9 23 3.31
2006 LHB 3 5.2 4 7 13 3.53
2006 RHB 3 4.0 3 2 10 3.00
2073 AHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2073 HHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2073 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2073 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total AHB 16 61.1 37 25 99 2.02
Total HHB 15 60.1 39 19 65 1.39
Total LHB 30 64.0 42 28 90 1.84
Total RHB 31 57.2 34 16 74 1.56
Total 31 121.2 76 44 164 1.71
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2011-11-01Bill Sarni has retired from the Chicago Little Lebowski Urban Achievrs
2008-07-03The Chicago Little Lebowski Urban Achievrs have acquired Bill Sarni from the waiver wire.
2008-04-01The Los Angeles Flying Nuns have waived Bill Sarni.
2007-04-01The Los Angeles Flying Nuns have promoted Balor Miller to the major league team. The Los Angeles Flying Nuns have sent Bill Sarni to the minors.
2006-09-04The Los Angeles Kings have promoted Bill Sarni to the major league team.
2005-06-05The New York Kings have sent Bill Sarni to the minors.
2005-05-10The New York Kings have promoted Craig Lister to the major league team. The New York Kings have promoted Bill Sarni to the major league team. The New York Kings have sent Ted Hotaling to the minors.
2004-04-01The New York Philosophers have promoted Clayton Downey to the major league team. The New York Philosophers have promoted Dick Elberfeld to the major league team. The New York Philosophers have designated George Ramos for assignment. The New York Philosophers have sent Bill Sarni to the minors.
2003-09-20The New York Philosophers have promoted Bill Sarni to the major league team. The New York Philosophers have sent Foghorn Smith to the minors.
2003-04-01The New York Philosophers have sent Bill Sarni down to the minors.
2002-07-15The New York Philosophers have promoted Bill Sarni to the major league team. The New York Philosophers have sent Gary Wicker to the minors.
2001-08-21A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Parrots and the New York Philosophers. The New York Philosophers receive Mike Hampton, Ken Smith, Harry Hoyle, Draft Pick 2002 Round 2 PIT (Bill Sarni) from the Pittsburgh Parrots in exchange for Oscar Hudek, Ray Kelly. Protest This Trade.