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Name Team Age
Lou Slippz Retired (2032, Age 39) Died (2080, Age 87)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(2011)		 C B/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 19 years (22 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  A  B-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B  A- C+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B  B- D+
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- F 
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
C+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
A- 0 10/1/1993
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 1 3
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Positions  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG AVG
2014 SF 157 635 71 135 17 4 18 65 54 145 34 29 8 .614 .277 .337 .213
2015 SF-BRO 146 239 17 50 10 3 4 21 19 57 2 5 7 .597 .270 .326 .209
2016 BRO 144 501 61 110 16 7 13 60 51 116 17 17 6 .649 .291 .357 .220
2017 BRO 144 459 42 99 14 2 12 44 39 97 20 19 0 .610 .277 .333 .216
2018 BRO 144 502 69 136 21 7 18 57 66 104 38 24 1 .805 .357 .448 .271
2019 BRO 144 521 63 130 26 2 20 84 59 98 20 12 0 .748 .325 .422 .250
2020 BRO 145 519 69 130 24 4 14 65 54 113 36 18 3 .716 .323 .393 .250
2021 BRO 147 478 88 158 32 5 28 81 48 77 30 26 2 .987 .392 .594 .331
2022 BRO 153 413 70 112 16 4 20 60 68 76 27 15 5 .849 .374 .475 .271
2023 BRO 144 568 85 158 25 4 23 73 55 98 32 13 0 .802 .344 .458 .278
2024 BRO 144 590 84 167 33 6 23 76 56 98 29 14 1 .821 .345 .476 .283
2025 BRO 144 588 92 174 32 6 20 85 70 106 31 11 0 .846 .373 .473 .296
2026 BRO 144 593 94 184 31 6 23 104 67 93 41 13 0 .878 .378 .499 .310
2027 BRO 144 579 102 172 33 4 25 111 55 112 30 18 0 .855 .357 .497 .297
2028 BRO 144 525 82 152 26 3 15 84 57 105 25 14 0 .802 .366 .436 .290
2029 BRO 144 488 62 130 26 3 18 87 55 85 6 8 2 .783 .341 .443 .266
2030 BRO 142 479 60 133 21 3 14 72 48 90 10 4 2 .766 .344 .422 .278
2031 BRO 142 465 50 128 14 3 15 56 55 103 13 9 6 .768 .353 .415 .275
2032 BRO 145 435 42 105 16 6 10 44 38 85 5 5 7 .678 .303 .375 .241
Total 2761 9577 1303 2563 433 82 333 1329 1014 1858 446 274 50 .773 .339 .434 .268
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2032-11-01Lou Slippz has retired from the Brooklyn Fist Humpers
2015-04-21Trade #1123034 has been completed between the Brooklyn Accent and the San Francisco Turkish Delight. The San Francisco Turkish Delight receive Tommy Scheetz, Terry McCarthy, Bill Schaive from the Brooklyn Accent in exchange for Lou Slippz, Iron Balls McGinty, Whip Iddoubt, Count de Monet. Protest This Trade.
2014-04-01The San Francisco Turkish Delight have promoted Lou Slippz to the major league team. The San Francisco Turkish Delight have designated Tom Ardoin for assignment.
2011-04-01The San Francisco Turkish Delight have renamed Lou Kipp to Lou Slippz.