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Name Team Age
Lou Slippz Retired (2032, Age 39) Died (2080, Age 87)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 3
(2011)		 C B/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 19 years (22 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  A  B-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B  A- C+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B  B- D+
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- F 
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
C+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
A- 0 10/1/1993
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 1 3
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Positions  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2014 AHP 78 317 54 8 1 8 32 26 72 .514 .236 .278 .170
2014 HHP 79 318 81 9 3 10 33 28 73 .713 .317 .396 .255
2014 LHP 73 137 31 4 1 3 14 10 23 .618 .282 .336 .226
2014 RHP 148 498 104 13 3 15 51 44 122 .613 .276 .337 .209
2015 AHP 71 111 23 5 3 3 9 9 30 .660 .273 .387 .207
2015 HHP 75 128 27 5 0 1 12 10 27 .542 .268 .273 .211
2015 LHP 39 51 6 3 0 0 3 8 12 .414 .237 .176 .118
2015 RHP 110 188 44 7 3 4 18 11 45 .647 .280 .367 .234
2016 AHP 73 262 64 13 3 5 33 27 59 .688 .314 .374 .244
2016 HHP 71 239 46 3 4 8 27 24 57 .606 .267 .339 .192
2016 LHP 56 106 22 3 1 2 12 9 25 .581 .270 .311 .208
2016 RHP 125 395 88 13 6 11 48 42 91 .667 .297 .370 .223
2017 AHP 70 222 48 8 1 5 15 20 47 .613 .284 .329 .216
2017 HHP 74 237 51 6 1 7 29 19 50 .608 .270 .338 .215
2017 LHP 59 116 35 4 1 2 9 14 24 .784 .379 .405 .302
2017 RHP 123 343 64 10 1 10 35 25 73 .550 .241 .309 .187
2018 AHP 71 259 65 9 4 9 21 28 51 .746 .325 .421 .251
2018 HHP 73 243 71 12 3 9 36 38 53 .866 .389 .477 .292
2018 LHP 68 135 39 8 1 4 17 28 19 .864 .412 .452 .289
2018 RHP 127 367 97 13 6 14 40 38 85 .781 .334 .447 .264
2019 AHP 71 257 63 13 2 8 40 33 58 .733 .329 .405 .245
2019 HHP 73 264 67 13 0 12 44 26 40 .761 .322 .439 .254
2019 LHP 74 156 42 8 0 4 28 15 32 .731 .333 .397 .269
2019 RHP 124 365 88 18 2 16 56 44 66 .755 .322 .433 .241
2020 AHP 73 272 75 12 3 9 36 24 57 .775 .333 .441 .276
2020 HHP 72 247 55 12 1 5 29 30 56 .652 .312 .340 .223
2020 LHP 80 172 48 8 1 4 23 15 34 .746 .339 .407 .279
2020 RHP 124 347 82 16 3 10 42 39 79 .702 .315 .386 .236
2021 AHP 74 243 73 11 4 16 35 26 39 .945 .369 .576 .300
2021 HHP 73 235 85 21 1 12 46 22 38 1.030 .417 .613 .362
2021 LHP 78 140 52 7 3 5 23 15 23 1.005 .433 .571 .371
2021 RHP 121 338 106 25 2 23 58 33 54 .979 .375 .604 .314
2022 AHP 77 213 46 3 3 10 29 38 40 .731 .332 .399 .216
2022 HHP 76 200 66 13 1 10 31 30 36 .975 .420 .555 .330
2022 LHP 66 114 34 4 1 3 14 17 18 .819 .389 .430 .298
2022 RHP 128 299 78 12 3 17 46 51 58 .860 .368 .492 .261
2023 AHP 74 296 87 13 2 16 42 25 55 .864 .351 .514 .294
2023 HHP 70 272 71 12 2 7 31 30 43 .734 .337 .397 .261
2023 LHP 77 202 53 13 2 5 15 20 38 .753 .332 .421 .262
2023 RHP 123 366 105 12 2 18 58 35 60 .829 .351 .478 .287
2024 AHP 73 312 86 16 5 10 39 28 58 .792 .337 .455 .276
2024 HHP 71 278 81 17 1 13 37 28 40 .854 .354 .500 .291
2024 LHP 86 190 61 12 2 6 20 24 30 .895 .395 .500 .321
2024 RHP 128 400 106 21 4 17 56 32 68 .785 .320 .465 .265
2025 AHP 70 290 76 14 3 7 41 37 54 .753 .350 .403 .262
2025 HHP 74 298 98 18 3 13 44 33 52 .937 .396 .540 .329
2025 LHP 94 206 59 12 1 7 21 26 32 .825 .369 .456 .286
2025 RHP 126 382 115 20 5 13 64 44 74 .857 .375 .482 .301
2026 AHP 71 308 95 15 2 12 51 26 48 .846 .359 .487 .308
2026 HHP 73 285 89 16 4 11 53 41 45 .911 .399 .512 .312
2026 LHP 93 206 64 11 2 8 31 33 27 .904 .404 .500 .311
2026 RHP 127 387 120 20 4 15 73 34 66 .863 .364 .499 .310
2027 AHP 71 304 89 15 1 11 51 22 61 .796 .338 .457 .293
2027 HHP 73 275 83 18 3 14 60 33 51 .919 .377 .542 .302
2027 LHP 84 191 53 15 1 5 22 18 37 .786 .341 .445 .277
2027 RHP 128 388 119 18 3 20 89 37 75 .889 .365 .523 .307
2028 AHP 72 263 81 12 2 10 48 26 55 .864 .381 .483 .308
2028 HHP 72 262 71 14 1 5 36 31 50 .740 .350 .389 .271
2028 LHP 80 169 50 7 1 5 20 24 27 .821 .383 .438 .296
2028 RHP 127 356 102 19 2 10 64 33 78 .793 .357 .435 .287
2029 AHP 71 244 72 17 1 10 40 28 35 .865 .369 .496 .295
2029 HHP 73 244 58 9 2 8 47 27 50 .702 .313 .389 .238
2029 LHP 93 175 42 11 1 6 22 17 19 .728 .311 .417 .240
2029 RHP 114 313 88 15 2 12 65 38 66 .814 .357 .457 .281
2030 AHP 71 229 58 8 2 7 29 27 47 .732 .335 .397 .253
2030 HHP 71 250 75 13 1 7 43 21 43 .797 .353 .444 .300
2030 LHP 77 151 37 5 2 3 18 16 28 .686 .321 .364 .245
2030 RHP 107 328 96 16 1 11 54 32 62 .803 .355 .448 .293
2031 AHP 72 237 59 9 3 2 18 32 58 .676 .338 .338 .249
2031 HHP 70 228 69 5 0 13 38 23 45 .864 .369 .496 .303
2031 LHP 70 133 35 3 0 0 11 17 28 .637 .351 .286 .263
2031 RHP 115 332 93 11 3 15 45 38 75 .821 .354 .467 .280
2032 AHP 70 217 50 5 4 3 18 15 48 .614 .282 .332 .230
2032 HHP 75 218 55 11 2 7 26 23 37 .741 .324 .417 .252
2032 LHP 78 166 47 8 3 1 13 14 29 .726 .341 .386 .283
2032 RHP 98 269 58 8 3 9 31 24 56 .648 .280 .368 .216
Total AHP 1373 4856 1264 206 49 161 627 497 972 .753 .330 .422 .260
Total HHP 1388 4721 1299 227 33 172 702 517 886 .794 .347 .447 .275
Total LHP 1425 2916 810 146 24 73 336 340 505 .774 .355 .419 .278
Total RHP 2323 6661 1753 287 58 260 993 674 1353 .772 .332 .441 .263
Total 2761 9577 2563 433 82 333 1329 1014 1858 .773 .339 .434 .268
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2032-11-01Lou Slippz has retired from the Brooklyn Fist Humpers
2015-04-21Trade #1123034 has been completed between the Brooklyn Accent and the San Francisco Turkish Delight. The San Francisco Turkish Delight receive Tommy Scheetz, Terry McCarthy, Bill Schaive from the Brooklyn Accent in exchange for Lou Slippz, Iron Balls McGinty, Whip Iddoubt, Count de Monet. Protest This Trade.
2014-04-01The San Francisco Turkish Delight have promoted Lou Slippz to the major league team. The San Francisco Turkish Delight have designated Tom Ardoin for assignment.
2011-04-01The San Francisco Turkish Delight have renamed Lou Kipp to Lou Slippz.