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| Name | Team | Age |
| Lou Slippz | Retired (2032, Age 39) | Died (2080, Age 87) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 3 (2011) |
C | B/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Ed ONeill League | 0 | 19 years (22 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
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| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 10/1/1993 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
| Alt Pos (1B) | Alt Pos (2B) | Alt Pos (3B) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
| Alt Pos (SS) | Alt Pos (RF) | |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Team | C | 1B | 2B | 3B | SS | LF | CF | RF | PH |
| 2014 | SF | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 126 | 0 |
| 2015 | SF-BRO | 125 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 16 |
| 2016 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2017 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2018 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2019 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2020 | BRO | 143 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 2021 | BRO | 125 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 |
| 2022 | BRO | 93 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 47 |
| 2023 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2024 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2026 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2027 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2028 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2029 | BRO | 144 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2030 | BRO | 142 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2031 | BRO | 142 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2032 | BRO | 130 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2032-11-01 | Lou Slippz has retired from the Brooklyn Fist Humpers |
| 2015-04-21 | Trade #1123034 has been completed between the Brooklyn Accent and the San Francisco Turkish Delight. The San Francisco Turkish Delight receive Tommy Scheetz, Terry McCarthy, Bill Schaive from the Brooklyn Accent in exchange for Lou Slippz, Iron Balls McGinty, Whip Iddoubt, Count de Monet. Protest This Trade. |
| 2014-04-01 | The San Francisco Turkish Delight have promoted Lou Slippz to the major league team. The San Francisco Turkish Delight have designated Tom Ardoin for assignment. |
| 2011-04-01 | The San Francisco Turkish Delight have renamed Lou Kipp to Lou Slippz. |