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Name Team Age
Nappy Roots Retired (2025, Age 36) Died (2069, Age 80)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 2
(2007)		 2B R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 14 years (41 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ C+ A+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
A  A+ A-
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B- B  B-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- F  F 
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
D+ B+ B+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B+ 0 7/23/1989
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
3 4 8
Alt Pos (SS) Alt Pos (1B) Alt Pos (3B)
A- (78.1 %) C+ (46.5 %) F  (2.2 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Positions  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG AVG
2012 AHP 44 105 33 3 1 3 12 15 9 .853 .405 .448 .314
2012 HHP 41 82 22 2 0 2 15 12 14 .728 .362 .366 .268
2012 LHP 69 104 30 1 1 5 19 13 9 .834 .373 .462 .288
2012 RHP 41 83 25 4 0 0 8 14 14 .751 .402 .349 .301
2013 AHP 74 302 69 8 1 5 23 35 61 .622 .311 .311 .228
2013 HHP 78 317 100 26 4 5 29 31 44 .846 .376 .470 .315
2013 LHP 81 152 52 8 2 4 15 17 19 .906 .406 .500 .342
2013 RHP 143 467 117 26 3 6 37 49 86 .681 .324 .358 .251
2014 AHP 68 275 73 12 1 7 27 29 41 .728 .336 .393 .265
2014 HHP 70 262 71 8 1 1 29 40 35 .692 .372 .321 .271
2014 LHP 71 138 33 3 1 1 9 16 20 .615 .318 .297 .239
2014 RHP 130 399 111 17 1 7 47 53 56 .744 .366 .378 .278
2015 AHP 77 311 71 10 1 7 23 40 57 .653 .318 .334 .228
2015 HHP 75 295 88 11 3 8 42 38 55 .814 .377 .437 .298
2015 LHP 61 131 35 4 0 5 12 20 18 .785 .373 .412 .267
2015 RHP 145 475 124 17 4 10 53 58 94 .716 .340 .377 .261
2016 AHP 76 306 95 12 1 11 41 44 59 .862 .398 .464 .310
2016 HHP 76 286 70 7 3 3 28 43 43 .669 .347 .322 .245
2016 LHP 70 165 54 6 1 8 23 28 22 .955 .434 .521 .327
2016 RHP 140 427 111 13 3 6 46 59 80 .696 .349 .347 .260
2017 AHP 76 313 83 14 2 10 40 42 45 .771 .352 .419 .265
2017 HHP 76 293 87 14 3 5 35 35 37 .796 .380 .416 .297
2017 LHP 82 181 44 9 2 6 22 35 23 .783 .369 .414 .243
2017 RHP 140 425 126 19 3 9 53 42 59 .783 .364 .419 .296
2018 AHP 76 325 105 20 3 8 28 45 52 .882 .405 .477 .323
2018 HHP 77 311 80 13 2 8 27 36 43 .725 .336 .389 .257
2018 LHP 75 165 51 10 0 10 22 24 29 .948 .397 .552 .309
2018 RHP 143 471 134 23 5 6 33 57 66 .756 .363 .393 .285
2019 AHP 76 335 87 13 3 5 37 41 56 .702 .340 .361 .260
2019 HHP 76 302 94 15 4 9 44 48 66 .884 .407 .477 .311
2019 LHP 82 181 55 7 3 4 24 31 31 .844 .402 .442 .304
2019 RHP 138 456 126 21 4 10 57 58 91 .766 .360 .406 .276
2020 AHP 76 330 96 17 3 11 47 46 52 .839 .378 .461 .291
2020 HHP 76 304 81 15 1 11 44 33 50 .764 .333 .431 .266
2020 LHP 92 218 59 13 1 6 22 30 39 .777 .355 .422 .271
2020 RHP 131 416 118 19 3 16 69 49 63 .817 .358 .459 .284
2021 AHP 74 323 107 13 6 10 48 37 35 .903 .401 .502 .331
2021 HHP 78 329 96 14 3 8 39 33 43 .784 .359 .426 .292
2021 LHP 83 164 60 6 3 6 27 19 14 .982 .433 .549 .366
2021 RHP 146 488 143 21 6 12 60 51 64 .796 .362 .434 .293
2022 AHP 76 335 89 20 0 11 41 39 47 .773 .349 .424 .266
2022 HHP 76 321 110 13 3 15 48 32 42 .943 .401 .542 .343
2022 LHP 95 221 76 15 0 15 42 24 28 1.026 .411 .615 .344
2022 RHP 139 435 123 18 3 11 47 47 61 .770 .356 .414 .283
2023 AHP 57 167 46 6 3 3 19 24 28 .767 .366 .401 .275
2023 HHP 53 172 56 10 4 6 27 15 20 .913 .378 .535 .326
2023 LHP 76 171 49 10 2 6 23 15 25 .812 .339 .474 .287
2023 RHP 77 168 53 6 5 3 23 24 23 .868 .404 .464 .315
2024 AHP 41 136 40 6 1 2 16 17 29 .774 .377 .397 .294
2024 HHP 37 132 33 4 2 3 16 15 22 .703 .324 .379 .250
2024 LHP 49 112 22 5 2 1 11 16 22 .606 .302 .304 .196
2024 RHP 62 156 51 5 1 4 21 16 29 .836 .387 .449 .327
2025 AHP 26 84 17 4 0 2 3 12 19 .628 .306 .321 .202
2025 HHP 24 84 23 2 3 4 18 8 15 .845 .333 .512 .274
2025 LHP 25 48 17 1 1 4 8 6 11 1.085 .418 .667 .354
2025 RHP 42 120 23 5 2 2 13 14 23 .596 .279 .317 .192
Total AHP 917 3647 1011 158 26 95 405 466 590 .774 .361 .413 .277
Total HHP 913 3490 1011 154 36 88 441 419 529 .797 .367 .430 .290
Total LHP 1011 2151 637 98 19 81 279 294 310 .854 .382 .472 .296
Total RHP 1617 4986 1385 214 43 102 567 591 809 .755 .356 .399 .278
Total 1830 7137 2022 312 62 183 846 885 1119 .785 .364 .421 .283
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2025-11-01Nappy Roots has retired from the Baltimore Bridge Years
2023-04-01Trade #1165576 has been completed between the Baltimore Bridge Years and the Philadelphia Wardogs. The Philadelphia Wardogs receive Otto Glinatsis, Draft Pick 2024 Round 2 BAL (Jesse Henline), Draft Pick 2024 Round 1 BAL (Rome Balenti) from the Baltimore Bridge Years in exchange for Pat Jones, Ike McCleskey, Nappy Roots.
2022-10-23The Florida ermagerds have removed Nappy Roots from the trade block.
2021-10-20The Florida ermagerds have placed Nappy Roots on the trade block.
2014-06-30Nappy Roots of the Florida Dingleberries is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2013-04-01The Florida Globules of Feces have renamed Francisco Mercedes to Nappy Roots.
2013-04-01Trade #1111218 has been completed between the Florida Globules of Feces and the Seattle Cereal Killers. The Seattle Cereal Killers receive Mike Hawk, Jack Sprack, Draft Pick 2014 Round 2 FLA (Sam Center) from the Florida Globules of Feces in exchange for Francisco Mercedes, Pete Corcoran, Clarence Meyer, Draft Pick 2015 Round 1 SEA (Matt Richardson). Protest This Trade.
2012-04-01The Seattle Cereal Killers have promoted Francisco Mercedes to the major league team.