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Name Team Age
Eddie Nokes Retired (2019, Age 37) Died (2058, Age 76)
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 10
(2004)		 3B R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League 0 15 years (38 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ A  B-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+ B+ B 
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
B+ A- C 
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
C+ A+ A+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
D  0 10/31/1982
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
3 6 11
Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (LF) Alt Pos (CF)
A+ (96.2 %) B  (65.2 %) C- (31.7 %)

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Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG AVG
2005 OAK 109 433 68 109 19 1 16 65 43 91 9 2 14 .732 .321 .411 .252
2006 OAK 135 529 79 135 19 7 24 82 52 117 17 4 14 .780 .326 .454 .255
2007 OAK 124 485 63 134 16 4 20 68 48 94 18 5 11 .791 .342 .449 .276
2008 OAK 135 532 76 135 15 8 20 70 55 105 13 5 8 .750 .325 .425 .254
2009 OAK 129 508 90 158 27 9 17 101 55 88 19 4 9 .881 .381 .500 .311
2010 OAK 122 482 91 154 34 6 24 87 48 87 11 2 20 .948 .384 .564 .320
2011 OAK-PIT 118 459 94 152 25 10 28 105 48 75 30 16 6 1.007 .395 .612 .331
2012 PIT 135 542 108 175 41 9 27 143 62 99 40 21 14 .973 .391 .581 .323
2013 PIT 122 478 103 155 16 6 43 124 50 98 19 16 18 1.041 .389 .653 .324
2014 PIT 135 539 95 147 22 7 32 112 55 124 31 13 10 .855 .338 .518 .273
2015 PIT 135 522 95 154 22 6 29 90 49 89 39 20 6 .884 .357 .527 .295
2016 PIT-SF 136 532 77 152 29 7 24 103 57 100 32 15 10 .859 .357 .502 .286
2017 SF 147 466 75 121 14 6 16 72 45 102 7 13 8 .742 .324 .418 .260
2018 SF 129 387 74 118 21 4 21 74 44 68 8 6 7 .921 .378 .543 .305
2019 SF 92 198 24 53 10 0 4 31 20 36 5 1 3 .717 .338 .379 .268
Total 1903 7092 1212 2052 330 90 345 1327 731 1373 298 143 158 .864 .357 .507 .289
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2019-11-01Eddie Nokes has retired from the San Francisco ABE is an Idiot
2018-10-13The San Francisco Stanley Cup Champion Penguins have removed Eddie Nokes from the trade block.
2018-09-17Eddie Nokes of the San Francisco Stanley Cup Champion Penguins is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2017-04-11The San Francisco Stanley Cup Champion Penguins have placed Eddie Nokes on the trade block.
2016-07-16Trade #1130348 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Prophylactics and the San Francisco Honeydrippers. The San Francisco Honeydrippers receive Eddie Nokes, London O"Lympics from the Pittsburgh Prophylactics in exchange for Nards Buttafuocko, Geraldo Mackenzie, Draft Pick 2019 Round 1 SF (Ken Walsh). Protest This Trade.
2015-06-26The Pittsburgh OwnsABE have placed Eddie Nokes on the trade block.
2013-07-06Eddie Nokes of the Pittsburgh OwnsABE is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2011-09-07Eddie Nokes of the Pittsburgh Panthers is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2011-05-05A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Panthers and the Oakland Canaries. The Oakland Canaries receive Bill Peden, Childish Gambino, Draft Pick 2014 Round 1 PIT (Miassis Suhr) from the Pittsburgh Panthers in exchange for Eddie Nokes. Protest This Trade.
2010-04-18Eddie Nokes of the Oakland Canaries is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2009-04-11The Oakland Canaries have promoted Sammy Gosger to the major league team. The Oakland Canaries have promoted Bart Manwaring to the major league team. The Oakland Canaries have promoted Eddie Nokes to the major league team. The Oakland Canaries have designated Hal Wilson for assignment. The Oakland Canaries have designated Adonis Cousineau for assignment. The Oakland Canaries have designated Ray Rusie for assignment.
2009-04-01The Oakland Canaries have auto-demoted Eddie Nokes to the minor leagues.
2007-04-11Eddie Nokes of the Oakland Canaries is injured and is expected to be out 16 days.
2005-05-07The Oakland Canaries have promoted Eddie Nokes to the major league team. The Oakland Canaries have designated Jerry Hudler for assignment.