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Name	Team	Age
Eddie Nokes	Retired (2019, Age 37)	Died (2058, Age 76)
Drafted	Position	Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 10 (2004)	3B	R/R
League	Option Years	Majors Service Time
Ed ONeill League	0	15 years (38 games)
Total Rating	Arm	Range
B+	A	B-
Contact vs R	Contact vs L	Speed
B+	B+	B
Power vs R	Power vs L	Bunting
B+	A-	C
Endurance	Velocity	Control
B-	D-	D-
Leadership	Mentor vs RHP	Mentor vs LHP
C+	A+	A+
Health	Injured Days	Birthday
D	0	10/31/1982
WS Rings	WS Appearances	LCS Appearances
3	6	11
Alt Pos (RF)	Alt Pos (LF)	Alt Pos (CF)
A+ (96.2 %)	B  (65.2 %)	C- (31.7 %)

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Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year	Contact vs R	Power vs R	Contact vs L	Power vs L	Speed	Arm	Range
2004	B-	B+	B+	A-	B+	A-	C+
2005	B-	B+	B+	A-	B+	A-	B-
2006	B	A-	B+	A	B+	A-	B-
2007	B+	A-	A-	A	A-	A	B-
2008	B+	A-	A-	A	A	A	B
2009	B+	A	A-	A	A	A+	B
2010	B+	A	A-	A	A	A+	B
2011	A-	A	A-	A	A	A+	B
2012	A-	A	A-	A	A	A+	B
2013	A-	A	A-	A	A	A+	B
2014	A-	A	A-	A	A	A+	B
2015	A-	A	A-	A	A	A+	B
2016	A-	A	A-	A	A	A+	B
2017	B+	A	A-	A	A-	A+	B
2018	B+	A-	A-	A	B+	A+	B
2019	B+	A-	A-	A	B	A	B

Career Transactions

Date	Transaction
2019-11-01	Eddie Nokes has retired from the San Francisco ABE is an Idiot
2018-10-13	The San Francisco Stanley Cup Champion Penguins have removed Eddie Nokes from the trade block.
2018-09-17	Eddie Nokes of the San Francisco Stanley Cup Champion Penguins is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2017-04-11	The San Francisco Stanley Cup Champion Penguins have placed Eddie Nokes on the trade block.
2016-07-16	Trade #1130348 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Prophylactics and the San Francisco Honeydrippers. The San Francisco Honeydrippers receive Eddie Nokes, London O"Lympics from the Pittsburgh Prophylactics in exchange for Nards Buttafuocko, Geraldo Mackenzie, Draft Pick 2019 Round 1 SF (Ken Walsh). Protest This Trade.
2015-06-26	The Pittsburgh OwnsABE have placed Eddie Nokes on the trade block.
2013-07-06	Eddie Nokes of the Pittsburgh OwnsABE is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2011-09-07	Eddie Nokes of the Pittsburgh Panthers is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2011-05-05	A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Panthers and the Oakland Canaries. The Oakland Canaries receive Bill Peden, Childish Gambino, Draft Pick 2014 Round 1 PIT (Miassis Suhr) from the Pittsburgh Panthers in exchange for Eddie Nokes. Protest This Trade.
2010-04-18	Eddie Nokes of the Oakland Canaries is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2009-04-11	The Oakland Canaries have promoted Sammy Gosger to the major league team. The Oakland Canaries have promoted Bart Manwaring to the major league team. The Oakland Canaries have promoted Eddie Nokes to the major league team. The Oakland Canaries have designated Hal Wilson for assignment. The Oakland Canaries have designated Adonis Cousineau for assignment. The Oakland Canaries have designated Ray Rusie for assignment.
2009-04-01	The Oakland Canaries have auto-demoted Eddie Nokes to the minor leagues.
2007-04-11	Eddie Nokes of the Oakland Canaries is injured and is expected to be out 16 days.
2005-05-07	The Oakland Canaries have promoted Eddie Nokes to the major league team. The Oakland Canaries have designated Jerry Hudler for assignment.