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Vida Blue League
3-25-2028
Diarrhea Jones Starting Pitcher
Retired (1996, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.01 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 145-151 Status Retired (1996) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 68 (OS 69) Date of Birth 06-12-1959
K 2391 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1984)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(149 games)
IP 2752.1
WHIP 1.35
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D  Endurance B+   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D+ Velocity B+   Mentor Val C+
Speed C  Bunt C  Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
1984 STL
5
 26
36
36
2
0
0
 0
225.2
 258 161 144 4 84
180
1.52
5.74
1985 STL
8
 15
30
30
1
0
0
 0
197.0
 199 101 91 1 76
186
1.40
4.16
1986 STL
10
 14
33
33
4
0
0
 0
232.0
 212 97 93 2 75
207
1.24
3.61
1987 STL
7
 14
35
35
2
0
0
 0
228.0
 254 137 110 2 97
220
1.54
4.34
1988 STL
8
 12
34
34
3
1
0
 0
237.0
 202 103 92 1 90
219
1.23
3.49
1989 STL
12
 7
30
27
4
1
0
 0
191.0
 192 91 86 5 62
158
1.33
4.05
1990 STL
11
 11
33
33
2
0
0
 0
225.0
 233 119 108 2 74
194
1.36
4.32
1991 STL
18
 7
26
26
6
2
0
 0
192.0
 172 78 70 3 80
178
1.31
3.28
1992 STL
12
 12
32
31
4
1
0
 0
215.1
 203 106 94 2 92
186
1.37
3.93
1993 STL
20
 4
31
31
7
1
0
 0
227.2
 199 92 82 4 86
191
1.25
3.24
1994 STL
16
 9
31
31
7
2
0
 0
227.1
 202 91 79 1 62
187
1.16
3.13
1995 PHI
14
 13
37
37
8
2
0
 0
245.1
 242 129 119 4 88
198
1.35
4.37
1996 PHI
4
 7
34
10
0
0
0
 0
109.0
 114 69 59 2 56
87
1.56
4.87
2030
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
145
 151
422
394
50
10
0
 0
2752.1
 2682 1374 1227 33 1022
2391
1.35
4.01
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1996-11-01Diarrhea Jones has retired from the Philadelphia MillerTime
1995-03-26The Philadelphia MillerTime have drafted Diarrhea Jones #36 overall in the Expansion Draft.
1991-10-05The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1991-09-30Diarrhea Jones of the St. Louis Jacksters˛ has thrown a no-hitter against the San Diego Fleetwood.
1991-06-22The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1991-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1989-07-13The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1986-03-25The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Diarrhea Jones to the major league team.
1985-09-12The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Casper Boggs to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Diarrhea Jones to the minors.
1984-04-04The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have renamed Aurelio Ebright to Diarrhea Jones.
1984-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Aurelio Ebright to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Joe Warner to the minors.