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Vida Blue League
3-25-2028
Diarrhea Jones Starting Pitcher
Retired (1996, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.01 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 145-151 Status Retired (1996) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 68 (OS 69) Date of Birth 06-12-1959
K 2391 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1984)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(149 games)
IP 2752.1
WHIP 1.35
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D  Endurance B+   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D+ Velocity B+   Mentor Val C+
Speed C  Bunt C  Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year H/A W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
1984 Away 3 14 18 18 1 0 0 0 105.2 132 82 80 3 37 91 1.60 6.81
1984 Home 2 12 18 18 1 0 0 0 120.0 126 79 64 1 47 89 1.44 4.80
1985 Away 2 7 13 13 1 0 0 0 81.0 82 44 44 1 30 83 1.38 4.89
1985 Home 6 8 17 17 0 0 0 0 116.0 117 57 47 0 46 103 1.41 3.65
1986 Away 5 6 16 16 2 0 0 0 101.2 106 53 51 1 38 88 1.42 4.51
1986 Home 5 8 17 17 2 0 0 0 130.1 106 44 42 1 37 119 1.10 2.90
1987 Away 4 8 17 17 1 0 0 0 108.2 136 71 61 2 45 112 1.67 5.05
1987 Home 3 6 18 18 1 0 0 0 119.1 118 66 49 0 52 108 1.42 3.70
1988 Away 4 7 21 21 1 0 0 0 146.1 123 57 56 1 51 134 1.19 3.44
1988 Home 4 5 13 13 2 1 0 0 90.2 79 46 36 0 39 85 1.30 3.57
1989 Away 4 5 15 14 2 1 0 0 97.0 103 52 48 4 30 80 1.37 4.45
1989 Home 8 2 15 13 2 0 0 0 94.0 89 39 38 1 32 78 1.29 3.64
1990 Away 7 5 15 15 2 0 0 0 104.0 105 49 46 0 38 86 1.38 3.98
1990 Home 4 6 18 18 0 0 0 0 121.0 128 70 62 2 36 108 1.36 4.61
1991 Away 10 5 16 16 3 1 0 0 117.2 101 50 43 2 40 108 1.20 3.29
1991 Home 8 2 10 10 3 1 0 0 74.1 71 28 27 1 40 70 1.49 3.27
1992 Away 6 7 17 17 3 1 0 0 114.0 106 57 52 1 41 104 1.29 4.11
1992 Home 6 5 15 14 1 0 0 0 101.1 97 49 42 1 51 82 1.46 3.73
1993 Away 10 2 15 15 2 0 0 0 116.1 95 45 37 2 46 95 1.21 2.86
1993 Home 10 2 16 16 5 1 0 0 111.1 104 47 45 2 40 96 1.29 3.64
1994 Away 7 7 16 16 3 1 0 0 115.2 106 51 44 1 34 90 1.21 3.42
1994 Home 9 2 15 15 4 1 0 0 111.2 96 40 35 0 28 97 1.11 2.82
1995 Away 9 6 18 18 7 2 0 0 131.0 115 58 50 2 36 102 1.15 3.44
1995 Home 5 7 19 19 1 0 0 0 114.1 127 71 69 2 52 96 1.57 5.43
1996 Away 0 5 20 5 0 0 0 0 52.0 58 41 37 2 25 41 1.60 6.40
1996 Home 4 2 14 5 0 0 0 0 57.0 56 28 22 0 31 46 1.53 3.47
2030 Away 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
2030 Home 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
Total Away 71 84 217 201 28 6 0 0 1391.0 1368 710 649 22 491 1214 1.34 4.20
Total Home 74 67 205 193 22 4 0 0 1361.1 1314 664 578 11 531 1177 1.36 3.82
Total
145
 151
422
394
50
10
0
 0
2752.1
 2682 1374 1227 33 1022
2391
1.35
4.01
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1996-11-01Diarrhea Jones has retired from the Philadelphia MillerTime
1995-03-26The Philadelphia MillerTime have drafted Diarrhea Jones #36 overall in the Expansion Draft.
1991-10-05The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1991-09-30Diarrhea Jones of the St. Louis Jacksters˛ has thrown a no-hitter against the San Diego Fleetwood.
1991-06-22The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1991-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1989-07-13The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1986-03-25The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Diarrhea Jones to the major league team.
1985-09-12The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Casper Boggs to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Diarrhea Jones to the minors.
1984-04-04The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have renamed Aurelio Ebright to Diarrhea Jones.
1984-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Aurelio Ebright to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Joe Warner to the minors.