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Vida Blue League
3-25-2028
Diarrhea Jones Starting Pitcher
Retired (1996, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.01 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 145-151 Status Retired (1996) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 68 (OS 69) Date of Birth 06-12-1959
K 2391 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1984)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(149 games)
IP 2752.1
WHIP 1.35
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D  Endurance B+   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D+ Velocity B+   Mentor Val C+
Speed C  Bunt C  Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Endurance   Velocity   Control   Total 
1984 Majors 25 50.18 162 36 0 0 / 9 0 / 17 1 / 24 1 / 50
1985 Minors 26 2.00 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 2
1985 Majors 26 44.38 144 30 0 0 / 9 0 / 17 0 / 18 0 / 44
1986 Majors 27 50.94 162 33 0 1 / 13 3 / 19 0 / 18 4 / 50
1987 Majors 28 51.43 162 35 0 0 / 12 2 / 21 2 / 18 4 / 51
1988 Majors 29 51.99 162 34 0 0 / 14 0 / 16 1 / 21 1 / 51
1989 Majors 30 47.94 162 27 0 0 / 10 1 / 16 0 / 21 1 / 47
1990 Majors 31 51.08 162 33 0 0 / 12 0 / 28 0 / 11 0 / 51
1991 Majors 32 47.85 162 26 0 0 / 17 0 / 15 1 / 15 1 / 47
1992 Majors 33 50.30 162 31 0 1 / 16 1 / 16 0 / 18 2 / 50
1993 Majors 34 51.06 162 31 0 -2 / 16 -6 / 18 -1 / 17 -9 / 51
1994 Majors 35 51.05 162 31 0 -4 / 9 -3 / 19 -4 / 23 -11 / 51
1995 Majors 36 52.83 162 37 0 -2 / 11 -9 / 20 -3 / 21 -14 / 52
1996 Majors 37 40.70 162 10 0 -3 / 10 -2 / 15 -3 / 15 -8 / 40
Total 2088 394 0 -9 / 159 -13 / 237 -6 / 241 -28 / 637
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1996-11-01Diarrhea Jones has retired from the Philadelphia MillerTime
1995-03-26The Philadelphia MillerTime have drafted Diarrhea Jones #36 overall in the Expansion Draft.
1991-10-05The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1991-09-30Diarrhea Jones of the St. Louis Jacksters˛ has thrown a no-hitter against the San Diego Fleetwood.
1991-06-22The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1991-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1989-07-13The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1986-03-25The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Diarrhea Jones to the major league team.
1985-09-12The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Casper Boggs to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Diarrhea Jones to the minors.
1984-04-04The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have renamed Aurelio Ebright to Diarrhea Jones.
1984-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Aurelio Ebright to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Joe Warner to the minors.