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Vida Blue League
3-25-2028
Diarrhea Jones Starting Pitcher
Retired (1996, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.01 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 145-151 Status Retired (1996) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 68 (OS 69) Date of Birth 06-12-1959
K 2391 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1984)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(149 games)
IP 2752.1
WHIP 1.35
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D  Endurance B+   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D+ Velocity B+   Mentor Val C+
Speed C  Bunt C  Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1984 STL
36
70
1
9
3
0
0
2
3
 26 0 0
0
 0 0
.336
.164
.171
.043
.129
1985 STL
30
62
3
7
1
0
0
2
1
 18 0 1
0
 0 0
.254
.125
.129
.016
.113
1986 STL
33
75
6
14
1
0
0
5
3
 23 0 0
0
 0 0
.418
.218
.200
.013
.187
1987 STL
35
75
6
7
0
0
0
3
1
 21 0 1
0
 0 0
.197
.104
.093
.000
.093
1988 STL
34
73
2
4
0
0
0
1
2
 29 0 0
0
 0 1
.135
.080
.055
.000
.055
1989 STL
30
65
3
7
0
0
0
2
1
 18 0 0
0
 0 0
.229
.121
.108
.000
.108
1990 STL
33
78
5
13
0
0
0
4
0
 22 0 1
0
 0 0
.331
.165
.167
.000
.167
1991 STL
26
73
6
13
0
0
0
4
2
 20 0 1
0
 0 0
.375
.197
.178
.000
.178
1992 STL
32
75
3
12
0
0
0
5
2
 27 1 0
0
 0 0
.352
.192
.160
.000
.160
1993 STL
31
83
3
9
0
0
0
3
1
 19 0 0
0
 0 0
.227
.119
.108
.000
.108
1994 STL
31
75
3
4
1
0
1
4
1
 25 0 0
0
 0 0
.172
.066
.107
.053
.053
1995 PHI
37
83
4
11
1
0
0
6
2
 26 0 1
1
 0 0
.296
.151
.145
.012
.133
1996 PHI
34
27
2
4
1
0
0
2
4
 10 0 2
1
 1 0
.428
.242
.185
.037
.148
Total
422
914
47
114
8
0
1
43
23
 284 1 7
2
 1 1
.283
.146
.137
.012
.125
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1996-11-01Diarrhea Jones has retired from the Philadelphia MillerTime
1995-03-26The Philadelphia MillerTime have drafted Diarrhea Jones #36 overall in the Expansion Draft.
1991-10-05The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1991-09-30Diarrhea Jones of the St. Louis Jacksters˛ has thrown a no-hitter against the San Diego Fleetwood.
1991-06-22The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1991-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1989-07-13The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1986-03-25The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Diarrhea Jones to the major league team.
1985-09-12The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Casper Boggs to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Diarrhea Jones to the minors.
1984-04-04The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have renamed Aurelio Ebright to Diarrhea Jones.
1984-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Aurelio Ebright to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Joe Warner to the minors.