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Vida Blue League
3-25-2028
Diarrhea Jones Starting Pitcher
Retired (1996, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.01 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 145-151 Status Retired (1996) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 68 (OS 69) Date of Birth 06-12-1959
K 2391 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1984)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(149 games)
IP 2752.1
WHIP 1.35
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D  Endurance B+   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D+ Velocity B+   Mentor Val C+
Speed C  Bunt C  Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
1984 LHB 36 135.2 102 51 166 1.60
1984 RHB 36 90.0 78 33 92 1.39
1985 LHB 30 123.1 127 58 143 1.63
1985 RHB 30 73.2 59 18 56 1.00
1986 LHB 33 142.0 123 44 138 1.28
1986 RHB 33 90.0 84 31 74 1.17
1987 LHB 35 134.0 134 64 152 1.61
1987 RHB 35 94.0 86 33 102 1.44
1988 LHB 34 147.0 148 52 125 1.20
1988 RHB 34 90.0 71 38 77 1.28
1989 LHB 30 111.1 101 40 109 1.34
1989 RHB 28 79.2 57 22 83 1.32
1990 LHB 33 124.1 107 38 123 1.29
1990 RHB 33 100.2 87 36 110 1.45
1991 LHB 26 91.2 87 45 94 1.52
1991 RHB 26 100.1 91 35 78 1.13
1992 LHB 32 115.1 96 46 111 1.36
1992 RHB 32 100.0 90 46 92 1.38
1993 LHB 31 115.0 95 51 110 1.40
1993 RHB 31 112.2 96 35 89 1.10
1994 LHB 31 117.2 95 26 93 1.01
1994 RHB 31 109.2 92 36 109 1.32
1995 LHB 37 131.0 99 51 132 1.40
1995 RHB 37 114.1 99 37 110 1.29
1996 LHB 33 52.1 46 34 52 1.64
1996 RHB 33 56.2 41 22 62 1.48
2030 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2030 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total LHB 421 1540.2 1360 600 1548 1.39
Total RHB 419 1211.2 1031 422 1134 1.28
Total 422 2752.1 2391 1022 2682 1.35
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1996-11-01Diarrhea Jones has retired from the Philadelphia MillerTime
1995-03-26The Philadelphia MillerTime have drafted Diarrhea Jones #36 overall in the Expansion Draft.
1991-10-05The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1991-09-30Diarrhea Jones of the St. Louis Jacksters˛ has thrown a no-hitter against the San Diego Fleetwood.
1991-06-22The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1991-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1989-07-13The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1986-03-25The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Diarrhea Jones to the major league team.
1985-09-12The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Casper Boggs to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Diarrhea Jones to the minors.
1984-04-04The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have renamed Aurelio Ebright to Diarrhea Jones.
1984-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Aurelio Ebright to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Joe Warner to the minors.