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Vida Blue League
3-25-2028
Diarrhea Jones Starting Pitcher
Retired (1996, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.01 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 145-151 Status Retired (1996) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 68 (OS 69) Date of Birth 06-12-1959
K 2391 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1984)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(149 games)
IP 2752.1
WHIP 1.35
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D  Endurance B+   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D+ Velocity B+   Mentor Val C+
Speed C  Bunt C  Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Date Opponent W L GS SV BS IP H R ER BB SO WHIP ERA
09/27/1996 MON 0 0 0 0 0 2.2 6 3 3 2 2 3.00 10.13
09/21/1996 COL 0 0 0 0 0 4.2 3 1 1 0 6 0.64 1.93
09/13/1996 CIN 0 0 0 0 0 3.1 1 0 0 0 2 0.30 0.00
09/10/1996 NYN 0 0 0 0 0 3.1 1 1 0 2 2 0.90 0.00
09/05/1996 ATL 1 0 0 0 0 2.2 2 0 0 1 0 1.13 0.00
09/04/1996 MON 0 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0 0 1 0 1.00 0.00
09/02/1996 MON 0 0 0 0 0 1.1 1 0 0 0 1 0.75 0.00
08/31/1996 MIL 0 0 0 0 0 1.0 3 3 3 0 1 3.00 27.00
08/29/1996 MIL 0 0 0 0 0 2.0 2 0 0 0 2 1.00 0.00
08/26/1996 COL 0 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0 0 0 3 0.00 0.00
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Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1996-11-01Diarrhea Jones has retired from the Philadelphia MillerTime
1995-03-26The Philadelphia MillerTime have drafted Diarrhea Jones #36 overall in the Expansion Draft.
1991-10-05The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1991-09-30Diarrhea Jones of the St. Louis Jacksters˛ has thrown a no-hitter against the San Diego Fleetwood.
1991-06-22The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1991-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1989-07-13The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1986-03-25The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Diarrhea Jones to the major league team.
1985-09-12The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Casper Boggs to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Diarrhea Jones to the minors.
1984-04-04The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have renamed Aurelio Ebright to Diarrhea Jones.
1984-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Aurelio Ebright to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Joe Warner to the minors.