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Vida Blue League
3-25-2028
Diarrhea Jones Starting Pitcher
Retired (1996, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.01 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 145-151 Status Retired (1996) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 68 (OS 69) Date of Birth 06-12-1959
K 2391 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1984)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(149 games)
IP 2752.1
WHIP 1.35
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D  Endurance B+   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D+ Velocity B+   Mentor Val C+
Speed C  Bunt C  Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB H 2B 3B HR BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1984 STL
36
905
258
38
4
32
84
 180
.788
.346
.442
.157
.285
1985 STL
30
773
199
25
6
19
76
 186
.703
.324
.379
.122
.257
1986 STL
33
889
212
31
6
15
75
 207
.636
.298
.337
.099
.238
1987 STL
35
903
254
37
5
31
97
 220
.787
.350
.436
.155
.281
1988 STL
34
875
202
25
4
21
90
 219
.641
.300
.341
.110
.231
1989 STL
30
739
192
26
4
21
62
 158
.710
.319
.391
.131
.260
1990 STL
33
881
233
33
4
20
74
 194
.701
.322
.379
.115
.264
1991 STL
26
714
172
28
4
15
80
 178
.673
.318
.354
.113
.241
1992 STL
32
811
203
24
10
22
92
 186
.712
.326
.386
.136
.250
1993 STL
31
855
199
37
10
15
86
 191
.657
.305
.352
.119
.233
1994 STL
31
856
202
21
9
19
62
 187
.636
.288
.348
.112
.236
1995 PHI
37
948
242
33
8
23
88
 198
.700
.320
.380
.124
.255
1996 PHI
34
425
114
19
3
12
56
 87
.766
.354
.412
.144
.268
2030
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total 422 10574 2682 377 77 265 1022 2391 .699 .320 .379 .125 .254
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1996-11-01Diarrhea Jones has retired from the Philadelphia MillerTime
1995-03-26The Philadelphia MillerTime have drafted Diarrhea Jones #36 overall in the Expansion Draft.
1991-10-05The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1991-09-30Diarrhea Jones of the St. Louis Jacksters˛ has thrown a no-hitter against the San Diego Fleetwood.
1991-06-22The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1991-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1989-07-13The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1986-03-25The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Diarrhea Jones to the major league team.
1985-09-12The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Casper Boggs to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Diarrhea Jones to the minors.
1984-04-04The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have renamed Aurelio Ebright to Diarrhea Jones.
1984-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Aurelio Ebright to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Joe Warner to the minors.