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Max Carey League
4-1-2075
Kearney Zzyzwicz Left Field
Retired (2008, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .274 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .765 Status Deceased (2039) Option Years 0  
H 1963 Age at Death 67 Date of Birth 05-20-1972
HR 185 Drafted Round 1, Pick 16
(1991)
Majors Svc Time 14 years
(44 games)
RBI 865
SB 206
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A- Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R B+ Power vs. L B+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt C- Control   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 1
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm WS Appearances 1
2B (0.6%) CF C- (31.7%)   Health D- LCS Appearances 2
3B --- RF A+ (96.9%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 1
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1994 KC
129
482
57
114
14
3
9
47
37
108 2 3
3
0 5
.626
.292
.334
.098
.237
1995 KC
134
523
64
126
14
6
10
61
41
101 3 2
8
4 1
.647
.299
.348
.107
.241
1996 KC
105
409
43
107
17
7
11
59
35
73 0 1
7
3 1
.737
.319
.418
.156
.262
1997 KC
116
457
67
127
17
10
13
70
47
92 5 1
7
6 3
.795
.351
.444
.166
.278
1998 KC
135
587
87
150
20
9
9
50
46
102 3 3
17
3 2
.678
.311
.366
.111
.256
1999 KC
93
386
58
109
14
3
12
38
44
65 3 1
8
1 3
.787
.359
.427
.145
.282
2000 KC
135
524
91
142
22
9
15
76
59
100 3 4
5
2 5
.779
.346
.433
.162
.271
2001 KC
135
524
74
161
37
7
12
89
55
94 3 4
1
1 5
.847
.374
.473
.166
.307
2002 KC-NYA
123
442
73
138
21
5
11
55
58
84 2 5
9
7 1
.848
.391
.457
.145
.312
2002 KC
30
115
16
38
8
1
2
13
14
32 1 1
2
0 0
.874
.405
.470
.139
.330
2002 NYA
93
327
57
100
13
4
9
42
44
52 1 4
7
7 1
.838
.386
.453
.147
.306
2003 NYA
135
541
102
157
23
6
16
78
65
89 4 1
27
15 4
.814
.370
.444
.153
.290
2004 NYA
133
532
84
150
20
4
20
68
65
84 2 2
34
16 2
.808
.361
.447
.165
.282
2005 CIN
129
505
98
138
19
9
17
57
66
88 3 2
31
5 4
.807
.359
.448
.174
.273
2006 CIN
100
421
87
131
21
9
11
43
43
49 2 2
12
5 1
.858
.376
.482
.171
.311
2007 CIN-BRO
134
520
77
144
35
5
11
47
58
90 2 1
26
11 2
.778
.351
.427
.150
.277
2007 CIN
61
232
32
68
15
4
5
26
23
42 1 0
9
5 1
.816
.359
.457
.164
.293
2007 BRO
73
288
45
76
20
1
6
21
35
48 1 1
17
6 1
.747
.345
.403
.139
.264
2008 BRO
157
308
45
69
12
2
8
27
29
56 1 0
11
4 3
.647
.293
.354
.130
.224
Total
1893
7161
1107
1963
306
94
185
865
748
1275 38 32
206
83 42
.765
.345
.421
.146
.274
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2008-11-01Kearney Zzyzwicz has retired from the Brooklyn Bogie
2007-06-20Trade #1160306 has been completed between the Cincinnati Reds!!!!! and the Brooklyn Bogie. The Brooklyn Bogie receive Kearney Zzyzwicz, John Dotterer, Draft Pick 2008 Round 2 CIN (Mickey Brummett) from the Cincinnati Reds!!!!! in exchange for Bobby Deidel, Dee Burch.
2007-05-30The Cincinnati Reds!!!!! have placed Kearney Zzyzwicz on the trade block.
2006-08-17Kearney Zzyzwicz of the Cincinnati Reds!!!!! is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2006-07-17Kearney Zzyzwicz of the Cincinnati Reds!!!!! is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2005-04-11Kearney Zzyzwicz of the Cincinnati Reds!!!!! is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2005-03-07Trade #1121245 has been completed between the Cincinnati Reds!!!!! and the New York Bad News Bombers. The New York Bad News Bombers receive Draft Pick 2006 Round 1 CIN (Robinson Kanow (NY)) from the Cincinnati Reds!!!!! in exchange for Kearney Zzyzwicz. Protest This Trade.
2004-05-14Kearney Zzyzwicz of the New York Bad News Bombers is injured and is expected to be out 3 days.
2002-05-20Kearney Zzyzwicz of the New York Bad News Bombers is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2002-05-12A trade has been completed between the New York Bad News Bombers and the Kansas City Isotopes. The Kansas City Isotopes receive Steve Marquard, Red LaPoint (NY), Draft Pick 2005 Round 1 NYA (Jack Casanova), Draft Pick 2004 Round 1 NYA (Cletus Spuckler) from the New York Bad News Bombers in exchange for Manuel Labour, Lenny Leonard, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Rocket Man Clemens. Protest This Trade.
2002-04-30The Kansas City Isotopes have placed Kearney Zzyzwicz on the trade block.
1999-05-14Kearney Zzyzwicz of the Kansas City Isotopes is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
1997-09-05Kearney Zzyzwicz of the Kansas City Isotopes is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
1996-05-02Kearney Zzyzwicz of the Kansas City Isotopes is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
1995-09-29Kearney Zzyzwicz of the Kansas City Isotopes is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
1994-06-11Kearney Zzyzwicz of the Kansas City Isotopes is injured and is expected to be out 10 days.
1994-04-01The Kansas City Isotopes have promoted Kearney Zzyzwicz to the major league team.
1991-04-01The Kansas City Isotopes have renamed Pat Gillenwater to Kearney Zzyzwicz.