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Ozzie Smith League
3-25-2094
Happy Satriano Center Field
Retired (2015, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .271 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .731 Status Deceased (2054) Option Years 0  
H 1858 Age at Death 75 Date of Birth 08-28-1979
HR 118 Drafted Round 2, Pick 18
(1997)
Majors Svc Time 13 years
(107 games)
RBI 792
SB 397
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L C+ Velocity C-   Mentor vR
Speed A- Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm A- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health C+ LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1999 SD
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0 0 0
0
0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2001 SD
13
46
10
10
1
1
1
8
8
13 0 0
1
5 0
.681
.333
.348
.130
.217
2002 COL
142
538
70
141
20
2
7
61
60
96 3 3
31
17 4
.683
.338
.346
.084
.262
2003 COL
142
556
62
130
21
4
9
53
49
120 1 5
35
23 2
.629
.295
.335
.101
.234
2004 COL
142
566
84
153
28
8
11
59
52
100 0 2
34
11 4
.737
.331
.406
.136
.270
2005 COL
142
531
64
151
26
4
5
74
56
78 5 4
35
22 4
.732
.356
.377
.092
.284
2006 COL
102
381
58
106
13
7
7
40
45
59 5 2
26
17 2
.764
.360
.404
.126
.278
2007 COL
142
572
74
154
27
13
4
60
64
94 1 4
39
16 0
.725
.342
.383
.114
.269
2008 COL
142
573
88
172
27
7
10
54
63
80 0 3
31
26 4
.792
.368
.424
.124
.300
2009 COL
103
419
68
116
19
3
11
53
52
70 0 5
23
16 4
.768
.353
.415
.138
.277
2010 COL
142
537
77
148
26
4
7
64
66
86 2 1
32
17 3
.734
.356
.378
.102
.276
2011 COL
142
565
79
155
22
6
13
75
53
79 2 3
39
9 6
.741
.337
.404
.129
.274
2012 COL
142
585
90
165
23
2
18
84
64
87 2 1
21
18 8
.775
.354
.421
.138
.282
2013 COL
120
462
65
110
20
4
5
37
60
67 2 4
22
17 4
.657
.326
.331
.093
.238
2014 COL
137
503
73
144
27
2
10
69
65
80 1 1
26
15 1
.776
.368
.408
.121
.286
2015 COL
22
16
2
3
1
0
0
1
1
2 0 0
2
0 0
.485
.235
.250
.062
.188
Total
1775
6850
964
1858
301
67
118
792
758
1111 24 38
397
229 46
.731
.344
.386
.115
.271
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2015-11-01Happy Satriano has retired from the Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters
2015-08-29The Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters have promoted Barney Lush to the major league team. The Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters have designated Happy Satriano for assignment.
2015-04-01The Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters have re-claimed Happy Satriano from the waiver wire.
2015-04-01The Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters have promoted Jacob Morley to the major league team. The Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters have designated Happy Satriano for assignment.
2013-09-03Happy Satriano of the Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters is injured and is expected to be out 35 days.
2009-07-22Happy Satriano of the Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters is injured and is expected to be out 35 days.
2006-08-29Happy Satriano of the Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2006-06-26Happy Satriano of the Colorado Rocky Mountain Oysters is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2001-09-17The San Diego Superchargers have promoted Happy Satriano to the major league team. The San Diego Superchargers have designated Jorge Stafford for assignment.
1999-04-08The San Diego Sliders have promoted Mike Madden to the major league team. The San Diego Sliders have promoted Jeff Bradshaw to the major league team. The San Diego Sliders have promoted Vic Perez to the major league team. The San Diego Sliders have sent Chet May to the minors. The San Diego Sliders have sent Happy Satriano to the minors. The San Diego Sliders have sent John Malone to the minors.
1999-04-04The San Diego Sliders have auto-promoted Happy Satriano to the major leagues.
1995-04-28A trade has been completed between the San Diego Sliders and the Washington Hamiltonians. The Washington Hamiltonians receive from the San Diego Sliders in exchange for Draft Pick 1997 Round 2 WAS (Happy Satriano).