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Johnny Bench League
4-1-2035
Bazooka Humphrey Shortstop
Retired (1989, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .238 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .649 Status Deceased (2034) Option Years 0  
H 1089 Age at Death 81 Date of Birth 06-17-1953
HR 87 Drafted Round 3, Pick 46
(1975)
Majors Svc Time 10 years
(144 games)
RBI 479
SB 51
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B- Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B- Bunt C- Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A+ (100%) Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C- WS Appearances 0
2B (61.3%) CF ---   Health B+ LCS Appearances 2
3B D- (10.3%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1977 PHI
28
66
11
17
4
0
1
7
8
9 0 0
1
1 4
.701
.338
.364
.106
.258
1978 PHI-CHA
18
40
4
11
1
0
1
7
1
8 1 0
1
0 3
.685
.310
.375
.100
.275
1979 CHA-PIT
104
337
34
70
10
4
3
27
30
71 1 0
10
1 15
.562
.274
.288
.080
.208
1980 PIT
154
576
59
140
27
4
7
56
47
120 0 4
3
4 38
.639
.298
.340
.097
.243
1981 PIT
154
529
48
113
19
1
8
54
43
114 3 3
8
0 26
.574
.275
.299
.085
.214
1982 PIT
154
524
56
126
16
0
11
51
45
106 1 2
6
4 16
.635
.301
.334
.094
.240
1983 PIT
145
563
78
144
29
3
10
61
52
113 2 3
5
6 26
.691
.319
.371
.115
.256
1984 PIT
72
246
37
70
10
1
10
38
24
42 4 0
2
6 8
.813
.358
.455
.171
.285
1985 PIT
125
411
52
94
19
3
8
31
35
88 2 0
5
3 24
.640
.292
.348
.119
.229
1986 PIT
154
579
68
140
26
4
15
64
52
128 1 2
6
9 21
.683
.304
.378
.136
.242
1987 SD
154
570
70
124
15
7
12
60
60
135 1 1
4
3 30
.624
.293
.332
.114
.218
1988 MIL
47
143
12
40
12
1
1
23
12
39 2 2
0
0 2
.738
.340
.399
.119
.280
1989 COL
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0 0 0
0
0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total
1309
4584
529
1089
188
28
87
479
409
973 18 17
51
37 213
.649
.302
.348
.110
.238
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1989-11-01Bazooka Humphrey has retired from the Free Agency Pool
1989-04-14The Colorado Ballbusters have waived Bazooka Humphrey.
1989-04-05The Colorado Ballbusters have designated Bazooka Humphrey for assignment.
1988-05-24Bazooka Humphrey of the Milwaukee Ballbusters is injured and is expected to be out 4 days.
1988-04-05The Milwaukee Ballbusters have acquired Bazooka Humphrey from the waiver wire.
1988-03-07The San Diego Swamp Donkeys have promoted Hector Waller to the major league team. The San Diego Swamp Donkeys have promoted Felipe Miller to the major league team. The San Diego Swamp Donkeys have promoted Chris Hottman to the major league team. The San Diego Swamp Donkeys have promoted Jiggs Huson to the major league team. The San Diego Swamp Donkeys have designated Warren Felderman for assignment. The San Diego Swamp Donkeys have designated Bazooka Humphrey for assignment.
1984-06-27Bazooka Humphrey of the Pittsburgh Bilge Rats is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
1979-06-05A trade has been completed between the Chicago Moguls and the Pittsburgh Scrap Iron. The Pittsburgh Scrap Iron receive Bazooka Humphrey, Ty Elliott, Dan DeVogt from the Chicago Moguls in exchange for Al Torres, Jose Cruz.
1978-06-20A trade has been completed between the Philadelphia Hellfires and the Chicago Moguls. The Chicago Moguls receive Bazooka Humphrey, Blood Rikard from the Philadelphia Hellfires in exchange for Draft Pick 1979 Round 3 CHA (Mark Mayer).
1978-05-16The Philadelphia Hellfires have placed Bazooka Humphrey on the trade block.
1978-04-22The Philadelphia Hellfires have demoted Bazooka Humphrey to the minor leagues.
1978-04-21The Philadelphia Hellfires have renamed Bob Humphrey to Bazooka Humphrey.
1978-04-15The Philadelphia Hellfires have promoted Bob Humphrey to the major league team.
1978-03-01The Philadelphia Hellfires have promoted Jimmy Painful to the major league team. The Philadelphia Hellfires have promoted Karlo Bastogne to the major league team. The Philadelphia Hellfires have sent Klein Muss Weg to the minors. The Philadelphia Hellfires have sent Bob Humphrey to the minors.
1977-09-05The Philadelphia Hellfires have promoted Bob Humphrey to the major league team. The Philadelphia Hellfires have promoted Tyler Werewolf to the major league team. The Philadelphia Hellfires have promoted Klein Muss Weg to the major league team.
1977-08-19The Philadelphia Hellfires have promoted Max Horror to the major league team. The Philadelphia Hellfires have promoted Pedro Machete to the major league team. The Philadelphia Hellfires have sent Bob Humphrey to the minors. The Philadelphia Hellfires have sent Klein Muss Weg to the minors.
1977-05-19A trade has been completed between the Philadelphia Hellfires and the Baltimore Murder City Devils. The Baltimore Murder City Devils receive Rogelio Norris, Draft Pick 1978 Round 3 PHI (Bobby Settlemire) from the Philadelphia Hellfires in exchange for Bob Humphrey, Draft Pick 1978 Round 2 BAL (Charlie Grebeck).