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Dom DiMaggio League
7-20-2075
Joe Cool Left Field
Retired (1984, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .251 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws B/L
OPS .749 Status Deceased (2025) Option Years 0  
H 710 Age at Death 76 Date of Birth 12-24-1949
HR 145 Drafted Round 1, Pick 4
(1974)
Majors Svc Time 9 years
(54 games)
RBI 465
SB 7
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L C+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R A+ Power vs. L A- Velocity   Mentor vR A+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm C+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF (90.3%)   Health D+ LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF (84.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Series G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1978 LCS
4
11
4
7
3
0
2
5
2
1 0 0
0
0 0
2.147
.692
1.455
.818
.636
1978 WS
6
19
2
3
1
0
0
1
2
2 0 0
0
0 0
.449
.238
.211
.053
.158
Total
10
30
6
10
4
0
2
6
4
3 0 0
0
0 0
1.078
.412
.667
.333
.333
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1984-11-01Joe Cool has retired from the Free Agency Pool
1984-04-05The Brooklyn Death Dealers have waived Joe Cool.
1984-04-01The Brooklyn Death Dealers have promoted Ed Weatherly to the major league team. The Brooklyn Death Dealers have designated Joe Cool for assignment.
1981-08-15Joe Cool of the Brooklyn Camel Toes is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
1980-05-22Joe Cool of the Brooklyn Camel Toes is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
1980-04-09A trade has been completed between the Baltimore Choking Chowderheads and the Brooklyn jarunk. The Brooklyn jarunk receive Joe Cool, Emmett Houser, Bunny Bruno from the Baltimore Choking Chowderheads in exchange for Benny Marshall.
1976-05-21Joe Cool of the Baltimore GirlyMen is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
1974-04-01The Baltimore GirlyMen have renamed Joe Cruz to Joe Cool.
1974-04-01The Baltimore GirlyMen have promoted Joe Cruz to the major league team. The Baltimore GirlyMen have designated Kent Lopat for assignment.