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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Starbucks Alias Relief Pitcher
Retired (2030, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.78 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/L
W-L 65-97 Status Deceased (2063) Option Years 0  
SV 47 Age at Death 69 Date of Birth 10-18-1994
K 1244 Drafted Round 4, Pick 54
(2013)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(27 games)
IP 1635.1
WHIP 1.47
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D- Endurance C+   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R F  Power vs. L D- Velocity A    Mentor Val A+
Speed D  Bunt D- Control C+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health D- LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2017 CHN
5
 13
30
30
0
0
0
 0
122.0
 153 96 94 6 72
93
1.84
6.93
2018 CHN
7
 14
107
3
0
0
6
 3
136.2
 135 83 77 4 63
98
1.45
5.07
2019 CHN
5
 9
109
0
0
0
9
 8
116.2
 157 98 91 7 60
99
1.86
7.02
2020 CHN
6
 7
103
1
0
0
9
 3
123.0
 113 64 61 2 47
83
1.30
4.46
2021 CHN
6
 7
90
2
0
0
1
 2
115.1
 123 67 60 6 46
83
1.47
4.68
2022 CHN
3
 11
71
22
3
1
0
 1
176.2
 185 103 89 4 78
138
1.49
4.53
2023 CHN
6
 4
108
2
0
0
2
 2
171.2
 148 75 69 5 72
120
1.28
3.62
2024 CHN
6
 3
95
2
0
0
3
 2
133.2
 107 50 41 3 40
108
1.10
2.76
2025 CHN
3
 5
67
0
0
0
0
 5
86.2
 86 47 44 2 37
63
1.42
4.57
2026 CHN
1
 3
46
0
0
0
3
 2
58.1
 66 37 37 2 27
40
1.59
5.71
2027 CHN-PIT-CHN
6
 4
31
7
0
0
0
 2
68.1
 72 39 31 2 27
58
1.45
4.08
2028 CHN
4
 1
78
0
0
0
4
 4
118.0
 108 50 47 2 44
102
1.29
3.58
2029 CHN
3
 2
56
0
0
0
10
 2
54.1
 57 32 31 1 25
40
1.51
5.13
2030 CHN-COL
4
 14
33
29
0
0
0
 0
154.0
 179 105 97 1 70
119
1.62
5.67
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
65
 97
1024
98
3
1
47
 36
1635.1
 1689 946 869 47 708
1244
1.47
4.78
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2030-11-01Starbucks Alias has retired from the Colorado Voyagers
2030-04-21A trade has been completed between the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd and the Colorado Voyagers. The Colorado Voyagers receive Starbucks Alias, Hugs! from the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd in exchange for Draft Pick - 2031 Round 2 (COL).
2027-06-26A trade has been completed between the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd and the Pittsburgh People Aint No Good. The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good receive The Passenger, Radio Radio, Karl Fei-Ong, Neighborhood Threat, The Fox in the Snow from the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd in exchange for Hugs!, Jacques Parizeau, a dead rapper, Starbucks Alias.
2027-06-04A trade has been completed between the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd and the Pittsburgh People Aint No Good. The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good receive a dead rapper, Starbucks Alias, Hugs!, Jacques Parizeau from the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd in exchange for Neighborhood Threat, The Fox in the Snow, The Passenger, Radio Radio, Karl Fei-Ong.
2026-05-19Starbucks Alias of the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd is injured and is expected to be out 43 days.
2025-07-06Starbucks Alias of the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2024-09-11Starbucks Alias of the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2021-04-23Starbucks Alias of the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2020-06-06Starbucks Alias of the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2019-07-29Starbucks Alias of the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2018-08-31Starbucks Alias of the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd is injured and is expected to be out 6 days.
2017-04-25The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have renamed Joe Newsome to Starbucks Alias.
2017-04-11The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have promoted Joe Newsome to the major league team.
2013-06-04A trade has been completed between the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd and the Kansas City Soul Crushers. The Kansas City Soul Crushers receive Draft Pick - 2014 Round 2 (CHN) from the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd in exchange for Joe Newsome.