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Jumbo Brown League
10-18-2128
Funky Funkadelic Nobody Starting Pitcher
Retired (2012, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 2.78 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 255-107 Status Deceased (2051) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age at Death 77 Date of Birth 03-20-1974
K 2762 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1999)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(73 games)
IP 3483.2
WHIP 1.04
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L C  Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L F  Velocity C    Mentor Val A+
Speed D+ Bunt D- Control A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm B  WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 10
Notes: YES I HIT A MOTHERFUCKING HOME RUN. TRADE FOR ME. NOW.
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year H/A W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
1999 Away 5 6 14 12 4 0 0 0 111.0 94 44 44 0 27 88 1.09 3.57
1999 Home 5 10 23 22 0 0 0 0 179.2 158 73 66 0 44 140 1.12 3.31
2000 Away 8 6 16 15 5 0 0 0 124.2 107 48 45 0 29 93 1.09 3.25
2000 Home 11 5 21 21 3 2 0 0 171.0 131 47 41 0 40 138 1.00 2.16
2001 Away 11 5 20 19 8 1 0 0 164.0 131 41 36 0 33 142 1.00 1.98
2001 Home 6 5 19 15 4 2 0 0 142.2 125 57 54 0 27 121 1.07 3.41
2002 Away 7 9 17 17 7 0 0 0 130.1 108 53 46 0 29 121 1.05 3.18
2002 Home 13 3 21 21 7 2 0 0 156.2 124 56 53 0 40 134 1.05 3.04
2003 Away 11 6 24 22 3 0 0 0 163.0 123 61 53 0 48 131 1.05 2.93
2003 Home 9 2 16 15 2 0 1 0 116.1 88 34 29 0 25 95 0.97 2.24
2004 Away 11 3 16 16 0 0 0 0 120.0 79 28 28 0 26 98 0.88 2.10
2004 Home 11 4 22 22 1 1 0 0 155.1 137 57 51 0 32 142 1.09 2.95
2005 Away 14 3 20 19 1 0 0 0 149.2 117 43 42 0 31 118 0.99 2.53
2005 Home 11 2 17 17 4 1 0 0 130.1 112 34 33 0 35 100 1.13 2.28
2006 Away 8 2 15 15 5 2 0 0 115.2 96 42 41 0 33 95 1.12 3.19
2006 Home 16 3 22 22 11 4 0 0 185.0 134 48 47 0 32 146 0.90 2.29
2007 Away 10 4 19 19 3 2 0 0 136.1 101 43 42 0 35 105 1.00 2.77
2007 Home 13 4 18 18 2 1 0 0 141.1 108 36 34 0 35 95 1.01 2.17
2008 Away 14 3 21 21 2 0 0 0 162.2 115 38 35 0 30 137 0.89 1.94
2008 Home 11 3 16 16 0 0 0 0 126.0 101 31 30 0 26 119 1.01 2.14
2009 Away 13 1 16 16 4 1 0 0 128.1 107 38 36 0 31 89 1.08 2.52
2009 Home 9 5 16 16 3 0 0 0 121.2 114 54 52 0 24 88 1.13 3.85
2010 Away 1 3 13 2 1 0 0 0 26.1 29 15 15 0 8 19 1.41 5.13
2010 Home 2 1 16 2 0 0 0 0 33.1 26 13 13 0 9 15 1.05 3.51
2011 Away 11 2 15 15 2 0 0 0 112.1 89 39 36 0 22 70 0.99 2.88
2011 Home 10 4 17 17 0 0 0 0 121.2 109 48 48 0 32 82 1.16 3.55
2012 Away 1 2 20 2 0 0 1 0 36.2 32 13 13 0 11 22 1.17 3.19
2012 Home 3 1 18 1 0 0 1 0 21.2 25 14 13 0 5 19 1.38 5.40
2128 Away 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
2128 Home 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
Total Away 125 55 246 210 45 6 1 0 1681.0 1328 546 512 0 393 1328 1.02 2.74
Total Home 130 52 262 225 37 13 2 0 1802.2 1492 602 564 0 406 1434 1.05 2.82
Total
255
 107
508
435
82
19
3
 0
3483.2
 2820 1148 1076 0 799
2762
1.04
2.78
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2012-11-01Funky Funkadelic Nobody has retired from the Pittsburgh Postbundy
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have re-claimed Funky Funkadelic Nobody from the waiver wire.
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have designated Funky Funkadelic Nobody for assignment.
2012-04-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2010-08-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2009-04-01Trade #1529786 has been completed between the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide and the Pittsburgh Postbundy. The Pittsburgh Postbundy receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Herschel Bennett, Jack Tasby from the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide in exchange for Ozzie Johnson, Edwin Saucier.
2007-05-22Trade #1524632 has been completed between the Philadelphia and the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide. The Cleveland Prestige Worldwide receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Red Bolling, Keith Alexander, Herschel Bennett, Paul Downs, Jack Tasby from the Philadelphia in exchange for Ed Ovitz, Pete Kelly, Rube Hawes, Billy Lucas, Kazuyoshi Suzue.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have promoted Funky Funkadelic Nobody to the major league team.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have renamed Tom Funk to Funky Funkadelic Nobody.