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Jumbo Brown League
10-17-2128
Funky Funkadelic Nobody Starting Pitcher
Retired (2012, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 2.78 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 255-107 Status Deceased (2051) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age at Death 77 Date of Birth 03-20-1974
K 2762 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1999)
Majors Svc Time 13 years
(73 games)
IP 3483.2
WHIP 1.04
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L Velocity   Mentor Val A+
Speed D+ Bunt D- Control A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 10
Notes: YES I HIT A MOTHERFUCKING HOME RUN. TRADE FOR ME. NOW.
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
1999 LHB 37 140.2 107 41 138 1.27
1999 RHB 37 150.0 121 30 114 0.96
2000 LHB 37 147.2 121 32 121 1.04
2000 RHB 37 148.0 110 37 117 1.04
2001 LHB 39 152.0 112 34 138 1.13
2001 RHB 39 154.2 151 26 118 0.93
2002 LHB 38 128.2 111 40 122 1.26
2002 RHB 38 158.1 144 29 110 0.88
2003 LHB 40 136.0 108 41 104 1.07
2003 RHB 40 143.1 118 32 107 0.97
2004 LHB 38 115.2 95 24 105 1.12
2004 RHB 38 159.2 145 34 111 0.91
2005 LHB 37 139.1 105 31 111 1.02
2005 RHB 37 140.2 113 35 118 1.09
2006 LHB 37 133.2 100 38 114 1.14
2006 RHB 37 167.0 141 27 116 0.86
2007 LHB 37 137.1 97 32 109 1.03
2007 RHB 37 140.1 103 38 100 0.98
2008 LHB 37 147.0 122 30 127 1.07
2008 RHB 37 141.2 134 26 89 0.81
2009 LHB 31 130.1 82 24 117 1.08
2009 RHB 32 119.2 95 31 104 1.13
2010 LHB 22 30.0 18 7 24 1.03
2010 RHB 27 29.2 16 10 31 1.38
2011 LHB 32 106.1 62 14 84 0.92
2011 RHB 32 127.2 90 40 114 1.21
2012 LHB 29 29.2 20 7 27 1.15
2012 RHB 35 28.2 21 9 30 1.36
2128 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2128 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total LHB 491 1674.1 1260 395 1441 1.10
Total RHB 503 1809.1 1502 404 1379 0.99
Total 508 3483.2 2762 799 2820 1.04
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2012-11-01Funky Funkadelic Nobody has retired from the Pittsburgh Postbundy
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have re-claimed Funky Funkadelic Nobody from the waiver wire.
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have designated Funky Funkadelic Nobody for assignment.
2012-04-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2010-08-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2009-04-01Trade #1529786 has been completed between the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide and the Pittsburgh Postbundy. The Pittsburgh Postbundy receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Herschel Bennett, Jack Tasby from the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide in exchange for Ozzie Johnson, Edwin Saucier.
2007-05-22Trade #1524632 has been completed between the Philadelphia and the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide. The Cleveland Prestige Worldwide receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Red Bolling, Keith Alexander, Herschel Bennett, Paul Downs, Jack Tasby from the Philadelphia in exchange for Ed Ovitz, Pete Kelly, Rube Hawes, Billy Lucas, Kazuyoshi Suzue.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have promoted Funky Funkadelic Nobody to the major league team.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have renamed Tom Funk to Funky Funkadelic Nobody.