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Jumbo Brown League
10-18-2128
Funky Funkadelic Nobody Starting Pitcher
Retired (2012, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 2.78 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 255-107 Status Deceased (2051) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age at Death 77 Date of Birth 03-20-1974
K 2762 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1999)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(73 games)
IP 3483.2
WHIP 1.04
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L C  Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L F  Velocity C    Mentor Val A+
Speed D+ Bunt D- Control A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm B  WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 10
Notes: YES I HIT A MOTHERFUCKING HOME RUN. TRADE FOR ME. NOW.
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Endurance   Velocity   Control   Total 
1999 Majors 25 55.38 162 34 0 0 / 12 0 / 20 1 / 23 1 / 55
2000 Majors 26 54.91 162 36 0 0 / 14 2 / 14 0 / 26 2 / 54
2001 Majors 27 57.27 162 34 0 0 / 17 1 / 17 0 / 23 1 / 57
2002 Majors 28 55.51 162 38 0 0 / 15 0 / 21 0 / 19 0 / 55
2003 Majors 29 55.22 162 37 0 0 / 15 2 / 23 0 / 17 2 / 55
2004 Majors 30 54.79 162 38 0 0 / 14 0 / 22 0 / 18 0 / 54
2005 Majors 31 54.99 162 36 0 0 / 13 0 / 17 0 / 24 0 / 54
2006 Majors 32 56.19 162 37 0 0 / 13 0 / 25 0 / 18 0 / 56
2007 Majors 33 54.85 162 37 0 0 / 13 0 / 24 0 / 17 0 / 54
2008 Majors 34 55.51 162 37 0 -6 / 12 -9 / 20 -1 / 23 -16 / 55
2009 Majors 35 52.34 162 32 0 -4 / 11 -9 / 27 -1 / 14 -14 / 52
2010 Majors 36 29.89 125 4 21 -4 / 1 -4 / 14 0 / 14 -8 / 29
2011 Majors 37 51.59 162 32 0 -4 / 10 -6 / 24 -1 / 17 -11 / 51
2012 Majors 38 23.04 72 3 33 -1 / 0 -8 / 12 -4 / 11 -13 / 23
Total 2141 435 54 -19 / 160 -31 / 280 -6 / 264 -56 / 704
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2012-11-01Funky Funkadelic Nobody has retired from the Pittsburgh Postbundy
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have re-claimed Funky Funkadelic Nobody from the waiver wire.
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have designated Funky Funkadelic Nobody for assignment.
2012-04-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2010-08-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2009-04-01Trade #1529786 has been completed between the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide and the Pittsburgh Postbundy. The Pittsburgh Postbundy receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Herschel Bennett, Jack Tasby from the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide in exchange for Ozzie Johnson, Edwin Saucier.
2007-05-22Trade #1524632 has been completed between the Philadelphia and the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide. The Cleveland Prestige Worldwide receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Red Bolling, Keith Alexander, Herschel Bennett, Paul Downs, Jack Tasby from the Philadelphia in exchange for Ed Ovitz, Pete Kelly, Rube Hawes, Billy Lucas, Kazuyoshi Suzue.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have promoted Funky Funkadelic Nobody to the major league team.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have renamed Tom Funk to Funky Funkadelic Nobody.