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Jumbo Brown League 10-17-2128 |
| Funky Funkadelic Nobody |  Starting PitcherRetired (2012, Age 38) |
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CAREER | BIOGRAPHICAL DATA | ||||
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| ERA | 2.78 | Total Rating |
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Bats/Throws | R/R | |
| W-L | 255-107 | Status | Deceased (2051) | Option Years | 0
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| SV | 3 | Age at Death | 77 | Date of Birth | 03-20-1974 | |
| K | 2762 | Drafted | Round 1, Pick 1 (1999) |
Majors Svc Time | 13 years (73 games) |
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| IP | 3483.2 | |||||
| WHIP | 1.04 | |||||
| OFFENSE | PITCHING | MENTORING | |||||||
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| Contact vs. R | Contact vs. L | Endurance |
Ldrship |
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| Power vs. R | Power vs. L | Velocity |
Mentor Val |
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| Speed | Bunt | Control | |||||||
| POSITIONS | DEFENSE/HEALTH | POSTSEASON | |||||||
| C * | --- | SS | --- | Range | WS Rings | 1 | |||
| 1B | --- | LF | --- | Arm | WS Appearances | 1 | |||
| 2B | --- | CF | --- |
Health |
LCS Appearances | 5 | |||
| 3B | --- | RF | --- |
Injured Days |
0 | All Star Teams | 10 | ||
| Notes: | YES I HIT A MOTHERFUCKING HOME RUN. TRADE FOR ME. NOW. | ||||||||
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.
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- Game Log
| Year | League | Award |
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| 1999 | NL | Rookie of the Year |
| 2000 | NL | All Star Reserve (SP) |
| 2001 | NL | All Star Starter (SP) |
| 2002 | NL | All Star Starter (SP) |
| 2003 | NL | All Star Starter (SP) |
| 2004 | NL | All Star Starter (SP) |
| 2005 | NL | Cy Young Award; All Star Reserve (SP) |
| 2006 | NL | Cy Young Award; All Star Starter (SP) |
| 2007 | AL | All Star Reserve (SP) |
| 2008 | AL | Cy Young Award; All Star Starter (SP) |
| 2009 | NL | All Star Reserve (SP) |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2012-11-01 | Funky Funkadelic Nobody has retired from the Pittsburgh Postbundy |
| 2012-05-01 | The Pittsburgh Postbundy have re-claimed Funky Funkadelic Nobody from the waiver wire. |
| 2012-05-01 | The Pittsburgh Postbundy have designated Funky Funkadelic Nobody for assignment. |
| 2012-04-20 | Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 38 days. |
| 2010-08-20 | Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 24 days. |
| 2009-04-01 | Trade #1529786 has been completed between the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide and the Pittsburgh Postbundy. The Pittsburgh Postbundy receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Herschel Bennett, Jack Tasby from the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide in exchange for Ozzie Johnson, Edwin Saucier. |
| 2007-05-22 | Trade #1524632 has been completed between the Philadelphia and the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide. The Cleveland Prestige Worldwide receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Red Bolling, Keith Alexander, Herschel Bennett, Paul Downs, Jack Tasby from the Philadelphia in exchange for Ed Ovitz, Pete Kelly, Rube Hawes, Billy Lucas, Kazuyoshi Suzue. |
| 1999-04-01 | The Philadelphia have promoted Funky Funkadelic Nobody to the major league team. |
| 1999-04-01 | The Philadelphia have renamed Tom Funk to Funky Funkadelic Nobody. |