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Jumbo Brown League
10-17-2128
Funky Funkadelic Nobody Starting Pitcher
Retired (2012, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 2.78 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 255-107 Status Deceased (2051) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age at Death 77 Date of Birth 03-20-1974
K 2762 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1999)
Majors Svc Time 13 years
(73 games)
IP 3483.2
WHIP 1.04
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L Velocity   Mentor Val A+
Speed D+ Bunt D- Control A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 10
Notes: YES I HIT A MOTHERFUCKING HOME RUN. TRADE FOR ME. NOW.
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year POS Team G GS INN TC PO A E DP +/- RF   FPCT GG
1999 P PHI 37 34 290.2 36 2 34 0 2 +1 1.11 1.000
2000 P PHI 37 36 295.2 49 2 47 0 3 +1 1.49 1.000
2001 P PHI 39 34 306.2 41 2 39 0 2 +3 1.20 1.000
2002 P PHI 38 38 287.0 37 2 35 0 0 -3 1.16 1.000
2003 P PHI 40 37 279.1 25 2 23 0 1 0 0.81 1.000
2004 P PHI 38 38 275.1 27 1 26 0 1 -3 0.88 1.000
2005 P PHI 37 36 280.0 25 0 25 0 1 +2 0.80 1.000
2006 P PHI 37 37 300.2 44 4 40 0 2 +3 1.32 1.000
2007 P PHI-CLE 37 37 277.2 35 2 33 0 2 -2 1.13 1.000
2008 P CLE 37 37 288.2 36 3 33 0 2 +2 1.12 1.000
2009 P PIT 32 32 250.0 26 0 26 0 1 +1 0.94 1.000
2010 P PIT 28 4 59.2 5 0 5 0 0 +1 0.75 1.000
2011 P PIT 32 32 234.0 27 1 25 1 1 -1 1.00 .963
2012 P PIT 38 3 58.1 12 0 12 0 1 +2 1.85 1.000
Total 507 435 3483.2 425 21 403 1 19 +7 1.10 .998
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2012-11-01Funky Funkadelic Nobody has retired from the Pittsburgh Postbundy
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have re-claimed Funky Funkadelic Nobody from the waiver wire.
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have designated Funky Funkadelic Nobody for assignment.
2012-04-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2010-08-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2009-04-01Trade #1529786 has been completed between the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide and the Pittsburgh Postbundy. The Pittsburgh Postbundy receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Herschel Bennett, Jack Tasby from the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide in exchange for Ozzie Johnson, Edwin Saucier.
2007-05-22Trade #1524632 has been completed between the Philadelphia and the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide. The Cleveland Prestige Worldwide receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Red Bolling, Keith Alexander, Herschel Bennett, Paul Downs, Jack Tasby from the Philadelphia in exchange for Ed Ovitz, Pete Kelly, Rube Hawes, Billy Lucas, Kazuyoshi Suzue.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have promoted Funky Funkadelic Nobody to the major league team.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have renamed Tom Funk to Funky Funkadelic Nobody.