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Jumbo Brown League
10-17-2128
Funky Funkadelic Nobody Starting Pitcher
Retired (2012, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 2.78 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 255-107 Status Deceased (2051) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age at Death 77 Date of Birth 03-20-1974
K 2762 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1999)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(73 games)
IP 3483.2
WHIP 1.04
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L C  Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L F  Velocity C    Mentor Val A+
Speed D+ Bunt D- Control A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm B  WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 10
Notes: YES I HIT A MOTHERFUCKING HOME RUN. TRADE FOR ME. NOW.
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1999 PHI
37
91
4
11
0
0
0
3
1
 32 0 0
1
 2 0
.251
.130
.121
.000
.121
2000 PHI
37
100
4
9
0
0
0
1
0
 28 1 0
1
 0 0
.189
.099
.090
.000
.090
2001 PHI
39
99
4
13
0
0
0
4
4
 31 0 0
0
 0 0
.296
.165
.131
.000
.131
2002 PHI
38
106
2
5
2
0
0
1
3
 35 0 0
0
 0 0
.139
.073
.066
.019
.047
2003 PHI
40
97
5
11
1
0
0
7
3
 27 0 2
0
 0 0
.261
.137
.124
.010
.113
2004 PHI
38
96
11
18
2
0
0
4
5
 29 0 0
0
 0 0
.436
.228
.208
.021
.188
2005 PHI
37
106
7
17
2
0
1
8
2
 30 0 0
0
 0 0
.383
.176
.208
.047
.160
2006 PHI
37
110
7
15
0
0
0
5
8
 29 0 0
0
 0 0
.331
.195
.136
.000
.136
2007 PHI-CLE
37
91
4
10
0
0
0
4
7
 25 0 1
0
 0 0
.282
.172
.110
.000
.110
2008 CLE
37
101
6
15
1
0
0
3
6
 26 1 0
0
 0 0
.362
.204
.158
.010
.149
2009 PIT
32
85
4
8
2
0
0
7
6
 29 0 0
0
 0 0
.271
.154
.118
.024
.094
2010 PIT
29
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 2 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2011 PIT
32
81
6
10
0
0
0
0
4
 15 0 0
0
 0 1
.288
.165
.123
.000
.123
2012 PIT
38
5
0
1
0
0
0
2
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.400
.200
.200
.000
.200
Total
508
1178
64
143
10
0
1
49
49
 338 2 3
2
 2 1
.290
.157
.132
.011
.121
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2012-11-01Funky Funkadelic Nobody has retired from the Pittsburgh Postbundy
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have re-claimed Funky Funkadelic Nobody from the waiver wire.
2012-05-01The Pittsburgh Postbundy have designated Funky Funkadelic Nobody for assignment.
2012-04-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2010-08-20Funky Funkadelic Nobody of the Pittsburgh Postbundy is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2009-04-01Trade #1529786 has been completed between the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide and the Pittsburgh Postbundy. The Pittsburgh Postbundy receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Herschel Bennett, Jack Tasby from the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide in exchange for Ozzie Johnson, Edwin Saucier.
2007-05-22Trade #1524632 has been completed between the Philadelphia and the Cleveland Prestige Worldwide. The Cleveland Prestige Worldwide receive Funky Funkadelic Nobody, Red Bolling, Keith Alexander, Herschel Bennett, Paul Downs, Jack Tasby from the Philadelphia in exchange for Ed Ovitz, Pete Kelly, Rube Hawes, Billy Lucas, Kazuyoshi Suzue.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have promoted Funky Funkadelic Nobody to the major league team.
1999-04-01The Philadelphia have renamed Tom Funk to Funky Funkadelic Nobody.