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Cool Papa Bell League
4-30-2061
Joe Michaels Relief Pitcher
Retired (2026, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.78 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 53-49 Status Deceased (2060) Option Years 0  
SV 30 Age at Death 70 Date of Birth 06-07-1990
K 365 Drafted Round 2, Pick 24
(2011)		 Majors Svc Time 9 years
(94 games)
IP 530.2
WHIP 1.43
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance C    Ldrship D 
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity B-   Mentor Val B-
Speed D  Bunt B+ Control A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C  WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 7
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2013 TOR
2
3
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 1 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2015 TOR
4
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 1 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2017 CHN
67
4
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
 3 0 0
0
 0 0
.200
.200
.000
.000
.000
2018 CHN
36
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2019 CHN
30
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
2.000
1.000
1.000
.000
1.000
2020 CHN
18
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 2 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2021 CHN
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2022 CHN
9
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2023 CHN
43
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 1 0 0
0
 0 1
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2024 CHN
68
3
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
 1 0 0
0
 0 1
.667
.333
.333
.000
.333
2025 CHN
50
5
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 1 0 0
0
 0 3
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2026 PIT
8
3
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total
346
35
0
2
0
0
0
0
1
 10 0 0
0
 0 5
.140
.083
.057
.000
.057
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2026-11-01Joe Michaels has retired from the Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels
2026-09-29The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have promoted Joe Michaels to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have promoted Mel Meusel to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have promoted Julian Garcia to the major league team.
2026-08-06The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have designated Joe Michaels for assignment.
2026-05-25The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have promoted Joe Michaels to the major league team.
2026-05-25The Pittsburgh Whiskey Rebels have acquired Joe Michaels from the waiver wire.
2026-05-15The Chicago Curse have waived Joe Michaels.
2026-05-10The Chicago Curse have promoted Russ Pounds to the major league team. The Chicago Curse have designated Joe Michaels for assignment.
2024-07-10Joe Michaels of the Chicago Curse is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2024-04-22Joe Michaels of the Chicago Curse is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2023-05-17Joe Michaels of the Chicago Curse is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2018-04-20Joe Michaels of the Chicago Curse is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
2017-04-01Trade #1540981 has been completed between the Chicago Curse and the Toronto Geodesists. The Toronto Geodesists receive Chick Park, Rob Benedict, Jim Martin, Draft Pick 2018 Round 2 CHN (Tom Kirby) from the Chicago Curse in exchange for Chuck Pitula, Dominic Rhoden, Joe Michaels, Draft Pick 2018 Round 2 TOR (Mel Roebuck).
2015-05-13The Toronto Geodesists have sent Joe Michaels to the minors.
2015-04-16The Toronto Geodesists have promoted Joe Michaels to the major league team.
2013-10-03The Toronto Geodesists have sent Rich Rodriguez to the minors. The Toronto Geodesists have sent Joe Michaels to the minors. The Toronto Geodesists have sent Jocko Wotus to the minors.
2013-09-22The Toronto Geodesists have promoted Joe Michaels to the major league team.
2011-05-08Trade #1485790 has been completed between the Baltimore NattyBohs and the Toronto Geodesists. The Toronto Geodesists receive Ed Dauer, Bill Martinez, Joe Michaels from the Baltimore NattyBohs in exchange for Andy Malloy, Draft Pick - 2012 Round 2 (TOR), Draft Pick - 2014 Round 1 (TOR).