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Jumbo Brown League
10-18-2128
THE GREAT KABUKI Starting Pitcher
Retired (1994, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.10 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 130-74 Status Deceased (2019) Option Years 0  
SV 6 Age at Death 62 Date of Birth 01-14-1957
K 1622 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1983)
Majors Svc Time 11 years
(47 games)
IP 1868.0
WHIP 1.37
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance A-   Ldrship
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L Velocity   Mentor Val
Speed Bunt D+ Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health D- LCS Appearances 4
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
Notes: an unmitagated piece of shit. that's me.
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB H 2B 3B HR BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1983 PHI
32
828
204
36
6
19
102
185
.704
.330
.373
.127
.246
1984 PHI
31
836
209
26
6
22
94
183
.701
.326
.374
.124
.250
1985 PHI
31
820
211
37
8
24
80
178
.735
.326
.410
.152
.257
1986 PHI
31
822
210
26
7
20
77
175
.698
.321
.377
.122
.255
1987 PHI
26
684
168
27
4
23
61
180
.710
.313
.398
.152
.246
1988 PHI
23
619
156
26
4
18
62
132
.714
.320
.394
.142
.252
1989 PHI
33
401
99
15
5
11
49
90
.723
.331
.392
.145
.247
1990 PHI
37
180
49
5
3
7
24
42
.809
.359
.450
.178
.272
1991 PHI
23
620
174
21
3
17
66
134
.757
.350
.406
.126
.281
1992 PHI
27
748
186
25
7
19
52
185
.677
.300
.377
.128
.249
1993 PHI
29
402
105
11
5
15
47
103
.767
.341
.425
.164
.261
1994 PHI-NYN
6
165
51
10
3
9
16
35
.937
.368
.570
.261
.309
2128
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total 329 7125 1822 265 61 204 730 1622 .723 .327 .396 .140 .256
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1994-11-01THE GREAT KABUKI has retired from the New York Nachos
1994-08-23The New York Nachos have acquired THE GREAT KABUKI from the waiver wire.
1994-06-02The Philadelphia have waived THE GREAT KABUKI.
1994-05-12The Philadelphia have promoted Bill Aldridge to the major league team. The Philadelphia have designated THE GREAT KABUKI for assignment.
1992-04-27THE GREAT KABUKI of the Philadelphia is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
1983-04-05The Philadelphia have renamed MR KABUKI to THE GREAT KABUKI.
1983-04-02The Philadelphia have renamed KoSUCKo YoshiPoshi to MR KABUKI.
1983-04-02The Philadelphia have renamed Kosaku Yoshioka to KoSUCKo YoshiPoshi.
1983-04-01The Philadelphia have promoted Kosaku Yoshioka to the major league team. The Philadelphia have designated Earl Earle for assignment.
1982-09-26Trade #1383193 has been completed between the Philadelphia and the Cincinnati Carnage. The Cincinnati Carnage receive Mike Judd, Fred Washburn from the Philadelphia in exchange for Draft Pick 1983 Round 1 CIN (THE GREAT KABUKI).