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Kevin Brown League
3-25-2195
Patch Adams Third Base
Retired (2041, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .237 Total Rating C+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .658 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 687 Age at Death 66 Date of Birth 10-13-2004
HR 83 Drafted Round 1, Pick 14
(2026)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(150 games)
RBI 318
SB 52 Salary $0.50M Final Contract Year 2041
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C  Contact vs. L C  Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L B- Velocity D    Mentor vR B-
Speed C  Bunt D- Control C-   Mentor vL B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A+ (98.3%) Range C- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B  WS Appearances 0
2B A+ (98.2%) CF ---   Health D- LCS Appearances 0
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2027 LHP 38 92 11 0 1 1 4 4 33 .330 .156 .174 .054 .120
2027 RHP 92 226 39 7 1 4 20 16 54 .492 .226 .265 .093 .173
2028 LHP 11 20 4 0 0 0 1 0 3 .400 .200 .200 .000 .200
2028 RHP 23 55 13 0 0 0 3 5 14 .536 .300 .236 .000 .236
2029 LHP 26 46 9 2 1 0 3 1 15 .491 .208 .283 .087 .196
2029 RHP 106 333 81 15 1 15 41 24 63 .726 .296 .429 .186 .243
2030 LHP 11 13 5 1 0 0 2 0 2 .846 .385 .462 .077 .385
2030 RHP 47 113 29 3 2 5 15 7 27 .751 .300 .451 .195 .257
2032 LHP 48 84 13 2 0 1 3 5 18 .417 .202 .214 .060 .155
2032 RHP 101 225 56 9 1 6 20 23 51 .699 .321 .378 .129 .249
2033 LHP 23 49 11 1 0 0 1 4 15 .528 .283 .245 .020 .224
2033 RHP 89 218 51 9 0 5 29 17 47 .627 .283 .344 .110 .234
2034 LHP 34 68 17 2 1 2 6 0 18 .647 .250 .397 .147 .250
2034 RHP 98 187 43 5 2 3 19 13 43 .608 .282 .326 .096 .230
2035 LHP 32 63 12 3 1 1 7 4 13 .556 .239 .317 .127 .190
2035 RHP 99 191 51 6 1 5 29 18 39 .716 .329 .387 .120 .267
2036 LHP 27 45 9 0 0 1 5 2 12 .496 .229 .267 .067 .200
2036 RHP 93 158 48 6 1 11 27 13 36 .918 .355 .563 .259 .304
2037 LHP 33 52 18 1 0 1 6 6 10 .837 .414 .423 .077 .346
2037 RHP 65 161 45 6 1 5 14 17 39 .771 .348 .422 .143 .280
2038 LHP 18 50 10 1 0 1 7 1 12 .496 .216 .280 .080 .200
2038 RHP 51 129 33 9 0 4 18 11 26 .733 .314 .419 .163 .256
2039 LHP 23 48 11 3 0 1 4 4 9 .643 .288 .354 .125 .229
2039 RHP 61 138 33 6 0 5 17 13 39 .701 .309 .391 .152 .239
2040 LHP 16 31 8 1 0 2 6 1 9 .765 .281 .484 .226 .258
2040 RHP 30 100 27 2 1 4 11 6 29 .741 .311 .430 .160 .270
Total LHP 340 661 138 17 4 11 55 32 169 .541 .245 .297 .088 .209
Total RHP 955 2234 549 83 11 72 263 183 507 .692 .303 .389 .144 .246
Total 1163 2895 687 100 15 83 318 215 676 .658 .290 .368 .131 .237
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2041-11-01Patch Adams has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2040-04-01The Chicago Creeps have promoted Willie Ward to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jack Owen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Phil McGovern to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Mike Herrera to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Brandon Johnson to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jake Hansen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Hi Piatt to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Armando Tiernan to the major league team.
2040-04-01The Chicago Creeps have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2039-03-31The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Fred Conkwright to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Charlie Starr to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Chad Ruffin to the major league team.
2039-03-31Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.5M per year for 1 year.
2038-04-08The Oakland Green Sox have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2038-03-31The Los Angeles Nihilists have designated Patch Adams for assignment.
2037-09-03Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2036-05-07Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2033-03-30The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Agustin Carty to the major league team.
2033-03-29Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.6M per year for 6 years.
2032-03-28The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team.
2031-10-03The Los Angeles Lebowskis have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2031-03-31The Washington Writers have waived Patch Adams.
2030-09-13Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2030-04-05Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2029-06-25Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2027-04-08The Washington Bullets have auto-promoted Patch Adams to the major leagues.
2026-03-29The Washington Bullets have renamed Lyman Adams to Patch Adams.