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Kevin Brown League
3-25-2195
Patch Adams Third Base
Retired (2041, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .237 Total Rating C+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .658 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 687 Age at Death 66 Date of Birth 10-13-2004
HR 83 Drafted Round 1, Pick 14
(2026)
Majors Svc Time 12 years
(150 games)
RBI 318
SB 52 Salary $0.50M Final Contract Year 2041
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R Power vs. L B- Velocity   Mentor vR B-
Speed Bunt D- Control C-   Mentor vL B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A+ (98.3%) Range C- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 0
2B A+ (98.2%) CF ---   Health D- LCS Appearances 0
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range   Total 
2026 Minors 22 62.00 4 / 6 6 / 11 4 / 12 7 / 11 6 / 9 5 / 8 3 / 5 35 / 62
2026 Pos (3B) 22 75.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 15 / 75
2027 Minors 23 3.00 1 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 1 / 3
2027 Majors 23 50.76 156 77 0 1 / 11 3 / 6 5 / 6 5 / 11 3 / 6 6 / 8 2 / 2 25 / 50
2027 Pos (3B) 23 4.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 4
2028 Majors 24 24.82 162 19 0 1 / 1 2 / 4 1 / 4 3 / 5 0 / 0 3 / 6 4 / 4 14 / 24
2029 Majors 25 60.02 142 96 20 1 / 4 5 / 11 4 / 8 2 / 6 2 / 9 3 / 10 4 / 12 21 / 60
2030 Majors 26 28.57 129 26 33 0 / 1 0 / 5 0 / 1 0 / 5 2 / 4 3 / 7 1 / 5 6 / 28
2032 Majors 28 58.07 162 68 0 0 / 4 0 / 10 0 / 7 1 / 8 1 / 9 1 / 11 2 / 9 5 / 58
2033 Majors 29 47.64 162 76 0 0 / 7 0 / 9 0 / 4 1 / 9 1 / 4 1 / 4 0 / 10 3 / 47
2034 Majors 30 47.37 162 68 0 0 / 7 0 / 2 2 / 14 0 / 10 1 / 4 0 / 7 0 / 3 3 / 47
2035 Majors 31 46.93 162 55 0 0 / 9 0 / 9 0 / 8 0 / 4 0 / 3 0 / 7 0 / 6 0 / 46
2036 Majors 32 37.06 143 37 19 0 / 5 0 / 5 0 / 6 0 / 3 0 / 7 0 / 6 0 / 5 0 / 37
2037 Majors 33 37.76 139 64 23 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 7 0 / 6 0 / 9 1 / 7 0 / 4 1 / 37
2038 Majors 34 34.99 156 40 0 -4 / 5 -1 / 3 -4 / 3 -2 / 4 -5 / 8 -3 / 4 -1 / 7 -20 / 34
2039 Majors 35 38.85 162 39 0 -5 / 5 -8 / 6 -3 / 6 -7 / 3 -4 / 7 0 / 7 -1 / 4 -28 / 38
2040 Majors 36 28.57 162 32 0 -6 / 2 -2 / 2 -5 / 5 -5 / 3 -3 / 3 -2 / 7 -3 / 6 -26 / 28
2041 Majors 37 17.00 0 / 2 0 / 4 0 / 3 0 / 3 0 / 1 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 17
Total 1999 697 95 -7 / 72 5 / 89 4 / 95 5 / 92 4 / 83 18 / 101 11 / 84 55 / 695
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2041-11-01Patch Adams has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2040-04-01The Chicago Creeps have promoted Willie Ward to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jack Owen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Phil McGovern to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Mike Herrera to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Brandon Johnson to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jake Hansen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Hi Piatt to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Armando Tiernan to the major league team.
2040-04-01The Chicago Creeps have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2039-03-31The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Fred Conkwright to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Charlie Starr to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Chad Ruffin to the major league team.
2039-03-31Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.5M per year for 1 year.
2038-04-08The Oakland Green Sox have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2038-03-31The Los Angeles Nihilists have designated Patch Adams for assignment.
2037-09-03Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2036-05-07Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2033-03-30The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Agustin Carty to the major league team.
2033-03-29Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.6M per year for 6 years.
2032-03-28The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team.
2031-10-03The Los Angeles Lebowskis have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2031-03-31The Washington Writers have waived Patch Adams.
2030-09-13Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2030-04-05Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2029-06-25Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2027-04-08The Washington Bullets have auto-promoted Patch Adams to the major leagues.
2026-03-29The Washington Bullets have renamed Lyman Adams to Patch Adams.