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Kevin Brown League
3-25-2195
Patch Adams Third Base
Retired (2041, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .237 Total Rating C+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .658 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 687 Age at Death 66 Date of Birth 10-13-2004
HR 83 Drafted Round 1, Pick 14
(2026)
Majors Svc Time 12 years
(150 games)
RBI 318
SB 52 Salary $0.50M Final Contract Year 2041
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R Power vs. L B- Velocity   Mentor vR B-
Speed Bunt D- Control C-   Mentor vL B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A+ (98.3%) Range C- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 0
2B A+ (98.2%) CF ---   Health D- LCS Appearances 0
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year POS Team G GS INN TC PO A E DP PB SB CS CS% +/- RF   FPCT GG
2027 SS WAS 28 28 238.0 101 47 47 7 10 -2 3.55 .931
2B WAS 31 25 225.0 131 41 85 5 7 +4 5.04 .962
LF WAS 8 8 69.0 18 17 0 1 0 0 2.22 .944
3B WAS 6 6 51.0 9 3 6 0 2 -1 1.59 1.000
RF WAS 5 5 43.0 7 7 0 0 0 0 1.47 1.000
C WAS 5 3 28.2 27 27 0 0 0 0 11 0 0.0% 0 8.48 1.000
1B WAS 2 2 16.1 12 12 0 0 0 0 6.61 1.000
2028 2B WAS 7 4 45.2 27 12 13 2 3 +1 4.93 .926
RF WAS 5 5 45.0 7 7 0 0 0 -1 1.40 1.000
3B WAS 5 5 44.0 7 0 7 0 0 -1 1.43 1.000
SS WAS 5 5 44.0 20 5 15 0 1 +1 4.09 1.000
2029 3B WAS 100 89 815.2 247 67 167 13 10 -5 2.58 .947
1B WAS 3 3 26.0 25 24 1 0 0 0 8.65 1.000
SS WAS 2 2 17.0 9 2 6 1 0 -1 4.24 .889
2B WAS 1 1 11.0 8 3 4 1 0 -1 5.73 .875
CF WAS 1 1 10.0 3 3 0 0 0 0 2.70 1.000
2030 3B WAS 16 6 75.0 18 2 15 1 1 +2 2.04 .944
2B WAS 5 5 45.2 29 11 18 0 2 0 5.72 1.000
LF WAS 5 5 43.0 12 12 0 0 0 0 2.51 1.000
SS WAS 3 3 28.0 17 6 11 0 2 -2 5.46 1.000
RF WAS 3 3 27.0 4 4 0 0 0 0 1.33 1.000
CF WAS 3 3 26.0 5 5 0 0 0 0 1.73 1.000
1B WAS 1 1 9.0 4 4 0 0 0 0 4.00 1.000
2032 3B LAN 83 32 412.1 129 35 90 4 3 -2 2.73 .969
2B LAN 22 19 170.1 81 30 48 3 9 -3 4.12 .963
SS LAN 15 15 130.0 54 16 32 6 6 -3 3.32 .889
RF LAN 1 1 10.0 2 2 0 0 0 -1 1.80 1.000
1B LAN 1 1 9.0 8 8 0 0 0 -1 8.00 1.000
2033 3B LAN 43 34 276.0 87 15 68 4 1 -5 2.71 .954
2B LAN 21 17 165.1 86 32 54 0 13 -1 4.68 1.000
SS LAN 12 12 95.0 46 15 24 7 3 -3 3.69 .848
1B LAN 8 8 69.0 75 73 1 1 6 -1 9.65 .987
C LAN 5 5 45.0 43 42 0 1 0 0 11 0 0.0% 0 8.40 .977
2034 2B LAN 37 35 272.0 140 59 78 3 6 -10 4.53 .979
1B LAN 17 16 132.0 125 117 6 2 13 -3 8.39 .984
3B LAN 22 14 131.2 54 10 43 1 4 -3 3.62 .981
SS LAN 5 3 31.0 13 5 8 0 2 -1 3.77 1.000
2035 2B LAN 36 36 270.0 151 58 89 4 17 -1 4.90 .974
SS LAN 43 5 168.2 82 34 46 2 11 -5 4.27 .976
3B LAN 14 14 120.0 35 6 26 3 0 -2 2.40 .914
1B LAN 2 0 8.0 13 12 0 1 1 0 13.50 .923
2036 1B LAN 18 18 155.2 159 156 3 0 9 -2 9.19 1.000
2B LAN 13 13 108.0 74 28 43 3 10 +1 5.92 .959
3B LAN 6 6 55.0 10 4 6 0 2 -2 1.64 1.000
SS LAN 11 0 33.0 18 10 7 1 1 0 4.64 .944
2037 1B LAN 34 27 209.2 251 242 7 2 16 -2 10.69 .992
3B LAN 22 21 176.0 57 11 44 2 2 -5 2.81 .965
2B LAN 11 11 85.0 41 18 22 1 4 0 4.24 .976
SS LAN 5 5 36.0 18 6 11 1 2 0 4.25 .944
2038 2B OAK 24 24 217.0 115 50 60 5 12 -5 4.56 .957
3B OAK 16 16 139.0 25 8 15 2 0 +1 1.49 .920
1B OAK 1 0 1.0 2 2 0 0 1 0 18.00 1.000
2039 SS LAN 43 29 303.0 156 57 98 1 22 -12 4.60 .994
2B LAN 35 10 154.1 86 28 56 2 7 -6 4.90 .977
2040 1B CHN 29 29 266.1 265 258 5 2 13 -4 8.89 .992
2B CHN 4 3 30.2 14 7 6 1 1 0 3.82 .929
SS CHN 2 0 2.0 2 0 2 0 0 0 9.00 1.000
Pos Total 3B 333 243 2295.2 678 161 487 30 25 -23 2.54 .956
2B 247 203 1800.0 983 377 576 30 91 -21 4.77 .969
SS 174 107 1125.2 536 203 307 26 60 -28 4.08 .951
1B 116 105 902.0 939 908 23 8 59 -13 9.29 .991
RF 14 14 125.0 20 20 0 0 0 -2 1.44 1.000
LF 13 13 112.0 30 29 0 1 0 0 2.33 .967
C 10 8 73.2 70 69 0 1 0 0 22 0 0.0% 0 8.43 .986
CF 4 4 36.0 8 8 0 0 0 0 2.00 1.000
Total 911 697 6470.0 3264 1775 1393 96 235 0 22 0 0.0% -87 4.41 .971
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2041-11-01Patch Adams has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2040-04-01The Chicago Creeps have promoted Willie Ward to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jack Owen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Phil McGovern to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Mike Herrera to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Brandon Johnson to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Jake Hansen to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Hi Piatt to the major league team. The Chicago Creeps have promoted Armando Tiernan to the major league team.
2040-04-01The Chicago Creeps have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2039-03-31The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Fred Conkwright to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Charlie Starr to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Chad Ruffin to the major league team.
2039-03-31Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.5M per year for 1 year.
2038-04-08The Oakland Green Sox have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2038-03-31The Los Angeles Nihilists have designated Patch Adams for assignment.
2037-09-03Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2036-05-07Patch Adams of the Los Angeles Nihilists is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2033-03-30The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team. The Los Angeles Nihilists have promoted Agustin Carty to the major league team.
2033-03-29Patch Adams has signed with the Los Angeles Nihilists for $0.6M per year for 6 years.
2032-03-28The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Patch Adams to the major league team.
2031-10-03The Los Angeles Lebowskis have acquired Patch Adams from the waiver wire.
2031-03-31The Washington Writers have waived Patch Adams.
2030-09-13Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2030-04-05Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2029-06-25Patch Adams of the Washington Writers is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2027-04-08The Washington Bullets have auto-promoted Patch Adams to the major leagues.
2026-03-29The Washington Bullets have renamed Lyman Adams to Patch Adams.