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Ed ONeill League
4-1-2260
Bridesmaid Nards Starting Pitcher
Retired (2068, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.34 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/R
W-L 138-182 Status Deceased (2117) Option Years 0  
SV 1 Age at Death 86 Date of Birth 12-23-2031
K 2180 Drafted Round 1, Pick 2
(2053)
Majors Svc Time 15 years
(14 games)
IP 2755.2
WHIP 1.33
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C- Contact vs. L C- Endurance A-   Ldrship
Power vs. R Power vs. L D- Velocity   Mentor Val
Speed D- Bunt D- Control B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D+ WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB H 2B 3B HR BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2053 SF
2
60
14
2
1
1
5
16
.642
.292
.350
.117
.233
2054 SF
36
919
257
40
12
37
74
181
.804
.334
.470
.190
.280
2055 SF
37
964
268
31
9
24
84
194
.737
.334
.404
.126
.278
2056 SF
37
979
257
38
7
28
96
190
.731
.329
.401
.139
.263
2057 SF
37
967
249
32
4
33
81
213
.715
.314
.401
.144
.257
2058 SF
37
919
257
49
11
23
76
189
.764
.332
.432
.152
.280
2059 SF
39
758
182
32
5
12
52
168
.630
.287
.343
.103
.240
2060 SF
36
918
237
40
6
30
64
190
.720
.307
.413
.155
.258
2061 SF
22
639
158
15
6
12
46
142
.644
.298
.346
.099
.247
2062 SF
19
548
139
14
1
16
43
111
.679
.309
.370
.117
.254
2063 SF
1
4
1
1
0
0
1
0
.900
.400
.500
.250
.250
2064 SF
6
38
9
0
0
1
5
4
.641
.326
.316
.079
.237
2065 SF
35
677
168
23
3
12
48
134
.643
.299
.344
.096
.248
2066 PIT
27
755
173
24
2
20
75
158
.645
.299
.346
.117
.229
2067 PIT
31
831
213
31
10
23
89
161
.731
.330
.401
.144
.256
2068 PIT
26
654
188
19
9
23
61
129
.794
.345
.450
.162
.287
2260
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total 428 10630 2770 391 86 295 900 2180 .715 .318 .397 .136 .261
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2068-11-01Bridesmaid Nards has retired from the Pittsburgh Peggy Bundys
2066-04-28Trade #1368443 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggy Bundys and the San Francisco Sarcosuchus. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus receive Tim Andrews, Draft Pick 2067 Round 1 PIT (Kip McGuire) from the Pittsburgh Peggy Bundys in exchange for Fluffer Nutter, Bridesmaid Nards.
2061-03-25The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have placed Bridesmaid Nards on the trade block.
2058-09-04Bridesmaid Nards of the San Francisco Sarcosuchus has thrown a no-hitter against the Cincinnati Big Red Machine.
2054-03-25The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Ed Stovall to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Bridesmaid Nards to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Grant Moore to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Doug Drucke to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Dave McQuillan to the major league team.
2053-09-29The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Doug Drucke to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have sent Bridesmaid Nards to the minors.
2053-09-20The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have promoted Bridesmaid Nards to the major league team. The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have sent Doug Drucke to the minors.
2053-04-01The San Francisco Sarcosuchus have renamed Bake Owen to Bridesmaid Nards.