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Kevin Brown League
6-8-2188
Andrew Haney Third Base
Retired (2040, Age 41)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .281 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .784 Status Deceased (2089) Option Years 0  
H 2900 Age at Death 90 Date of Birth 04-25-1999
HR 294 Drafted Round 1, Pick 8
(2017)		 Majors Svc Time 18 years
(131 games)
RBI 1427
SB 297 Salary $0.50M Final Contract Year 2040
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A- Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship D 
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L B  Velocity D    Mentor vR B+
Speed C+ Bunt C+ Control D-   Mentor vL B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS D- (4.3%) Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B C  (41.4%) LF D- (7.7%) Arm B+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health B+ LCS Appearances 4
3B A+ (100%) RF F  (2.6%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 5
Notes: A(43)/A-(42), A(23)/A(32), A-(35) arm, A-(56) range, A(27) sp
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2021 BAL
63
252
36
61
8
2
4
32
26
 47 1 1
3
 3 10
.652
.314
.337
.095
.242
2022 BAL
159
622
63
140
17
4
11
56
59
 117 3 3
17
 4 14
.612
.294
.318
.093
.225
2023 BAL
159
595
82
159
25
3
16
72
56
 122 2 2
19
 8 14
.731
.331
.400
.133
.267
2024 BAL
157
581
67
152
29
9
16
74
54
 117 4 1
15
 9 20
.753
.328
.425
.164
.262
2025 BAL
159
625
80
171
29
3
16
64
63
 125 1 3
32
 17 15
.746
.340
.406
.133
.274
2026 BAL
159
643
97
178
31
4
19
77
75
 112 2 2
17
 10 15
.779
.353
.426
.149
.277
2027 BAL
159
587
91
159
28
3
16
70
60
 106 1 5
21
 9 11
.747
.337
.411
.140
.271
2028 PIT
159
649
113
202
32
9
29
143
61
 116 1 6
21
 16 16
.891
.368
.522
.211
.311
2029 PIT
159
634
96
184
33
8
21
114
78
 111 1 3
23
 5 25
.834
.367
.467
.177
.290
2030 PIT
159
635
105
178
28
6
27
98
75
 96 5 6
24
 13 16
.829
.358
.471
.191
.280
2031 PIT
159
651
111
195
30
11
25
96
61
 119 1 3
23
 11 19
.854
.359
.495
.195
.300
2032 PIT
158
550
98
163
33
7
8
64
67
 97 3 1
19
 10 21
.801
.375
.425
.129
.296
2033 PIT
128
466
74
136
29
1
13
61
57
 72 0 3
17
 6 12
.809
.367
.442
.150
.292
2034 PIT
158
481
80
145
28
9
14
58
56
 76 2 1
14
 12 16
.860
.376
.484
.183
.301
2035 PIT
116
377
73
121
16
7
14
67
50
 63 0 3
9
 4 5
.910
.398
.512
.191
.321
2036 PHI
157
589
80
169
31
3
13
92
86
 93 3 2
14
 7 11
.795
.379
.416
.129
.287
2037 LAA
156
558
77
159
25
5
13
82
55
 93 3 1
0
 0 11
.769
.352
.418
.133
.285
2038 WAS
154
553
60
156
23
3
13
66
47
 100 3 7
8
 8 7
.743
.338
.405
.123
.282
2039 WAS
97
268
29
72
10
2
6
41
21
 41 0 1
1
 1 7
.709
.321
.388
.119
.269
2040 BOS
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total
2775
10316
1512
2900
485
99
294
1427
1107
 1823 36 54
297
 153 265
.784
.351
.433
.152
.281
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2040-11-01Andrew Haney has retired from the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives
2040-07-16The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have designated Andrew Haney for assignment.
2040-05-17The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Andrew Haney to the major league team.
2040-04-05The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Mark Lehr to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have designated Andrew Haney for assignment.
2040-03-30The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Jay Samuels to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Andrew Haney to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Bob Canizaro to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Cliff Krausse to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Deere Abbey to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Pooch Puccinelli to the major league team.
2040-03-29Andrew Haney has signed with the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives for $0.5M per year for 1 year.
2039-03-29The Washington Writers have promoted Rance Ross to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Joe Cole to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Rich Currin to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Mike Leach to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Andrew Haney to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Agustin Carty to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Jeff Haines to the major league team. The Washington Writers have promoted Gary Striker to the major league team.
2039-03-29Andrew Haney has signed with the Washington Writers for $1.51M per year for 1 year.
2038-04-01The Washington Writers have promoted Andrew Haney to the major league team.
2038-03-31Andrew Haney has signed with the Washington Writers for $0.99M per year for 1 year.
2037-03-29The Los Angeles Warriors have promoted Andrew Haney to the major league team. The Los Angeles Warriors have promoted Amos Searage to the major league team. The Los Angeles Warriors have promoted Jim Combs to the major league team. The Los Angeles Warriors have promoted Jason Roggenburk to the major league team. The Los Angeles Warriors have promoted Todd Santo to the major league team.
2037-03-29Andrew Haney has signed with the Los Angeles Warriors for $3.09M per year for 1 year.
2036-03-29The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Andrew Haney to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Tony Diaz to the major league team.
2036-03-29Andrew Haney has signed with the Philadelphia Phillies for $3.0M per year for 1 year.
2035-06-27Andrew Haney of the Pittsburgh Pounders is injured and is expected to be out 48 days.
2033-08-27Andrew Haney of the Pittsburgh Pounders is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2028-03-28The Pittsburgh Pounders have promoted Andrew Haney to the major league team.
2028-03-28Andrew Haney has signed with the Pittsburgh Pounders for $7.03M per year for 8 years.
2021-07-22The Baltimore Browns have promoted Andrew Haney to the major league team. The Baltimore Browns have designated Dan Secrist for assignment.
2017-03-28The Baltimore Browns have renamed Augie Haney to Andrew Haney.