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Kevin Brown League
3-25-2195
Vladimir Couchee Starting Pitcher
Retired (2019, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.55 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 174-136 Status Deceased (2054) Option Years 0  
SV 2 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 12-04-1983
K 2697 Drafted Round 1, Pick 5
(2001)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(67 games)
IP 3136.2
WHIP 1.31 Salary $3.00M Final Contract Year 2019
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D- Endurance A-   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A-   Mentor Val B-
Speed C+ Bunt F  Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C- WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health D+ LCS Appearances 6
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 4
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2006 LAN
46
42
1
11
0
0
0
3
0
 10 0 0
3
 4 1
.524
.262
.262
.000
.262
2007 LAN
40
55
4
2
0
0
0
2
2
 17 0 0
2
 1 2
.107
.070
.036
.000
.036
2008 LAN
30
66
3
7
1
0
0
7
3
 21 0 0
2
 2 0
.266
.145
.121
.015
.106
2009 LAN
39
78
2
6
0
0
0
3
5
 16 0 1
3
 6 1
.208
.131
.077
.000
.077
2010 LAN
36
85
3
9
0
0
0
1
2
 30 1 0
0
 0 0
.242
.136
.106
.000
.106
2011 LAN
36
89
0
8
1
0
0
6
1
 31 0 2
1
 1 0
.199
.098
.101
.011
.090
2012 BOS
36
87
5
10
0
0
0
2
1
 26 1 1
0
 0 3
.248
.133
.115
.000
.115
2013 BOS
36
86
4
9
1
0
0
1
1
 23 0 0
0
 0 2
.231
.115
.116
.012
.105
2014 BOS
35
95
5
8
0
0
0
4
7
 28 0 0
0
 0 1
.231
.147
.084
.000
.084
2015 BOS
32
87
5
13
0
0
0
2
2
 21 1 0
0
 0 0
.327
.178
.149
.000
.149
2016 BOS
28
73
2
4
0
0
0
0
0
 24 0 0
0
 0 2
.110
.055
.055
.000
.055
2017 BOS
37
98
6
14
2
0
0
4
1
 32 0 0
0
 0 2
.315
.152
.163
.020
.143
2018 OAK
37
83
4
6
0
0
0
6
0
 26 1 1
0
 1 0
.155
.082
.072
.000
.072
2019 PHI
15
36
3
7
0
0
0
3
1
 11 1 0
0
 0 0
.431
.237
.194
.000
.194
Total
483
1060
47
114
5
0
0
44
26
 316 5 5
11
 15 14
.245
.132
.112
.005
.108
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2019-11-01Vladimir Couchee has retired from the Philadelphia Phillies
2019-07-17Vladimir Couchee of the Philadelphia Phillies is injured and is expected to be out 13 days.
2019-03-31The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Vladimir Couchee to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Don Connor to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Jack Stanley to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted George Campbell to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Reggie Hurst to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Bill Davis to the major league team. The Philadelphia Phillies have promoted Orlando Iverson to the major league team.
2019-03-29Vladimir Couchee has signed with the Philadelphia Phillies for $3.0M per year for 1 year.
2018-03-29The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Dennis Bottalico to the major league team. The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Gene Caligiuri to the major league team. The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Charlie Bere to the major league team. The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Vladimir Couchee to the major league team. The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Benny Lopata to the major league team. The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Jeff McNeil to the major league team. The Oakland Green Sox have promoted Hank Cunningham to the major league team.
2018-03-29Vladimir Couchee has signed with the Oakland Green Sox for $6.75M per year for 1 year.
2016-04-11Vladimir Couchee of the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives is injured and is expected to be out 47 days.
2015-08-18Vladimir Couchee of the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2014-09-22Vladimir Couchee of the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives is injured and is expected to be out 34 days.
2012-03-28The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Vladimir Couchee to the major league team.
2012-03-28Vladimir Couchee has signed with the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives for $12.5M per year for 6 years.
2006-04-15Vladimir Couchee of the Los Angeles Lebowskis is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2005-10-04The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Walt Kemp to the major league team. The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Eddie Camnitz to the major league team. The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Vladimir Couchee to the major league team. The Los Angeles Lebowskis have sent Jerry Soderstrom to the minors. The Los Angeles Lebowskis have sent Al Seale to the minors.