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Ed ONeill League
4-3-2260
Smooth Taint Relief Pitcher
Retired (2047, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.60 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 99-94 Status Deceased (2079) Option Years 0  
SV 167 Age at Death 69 Date of Birth 08-27-2010
K 1177 Drafted Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)
Majors Svc Time 15 years
(10 games)
IP 1712.2
WHIP 1.22
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L Endurance D+   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity   Mentor Val C+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 5
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 10
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Endurance   Velocity   Control   Total 
2028 Minors 18 58.00 1 / 3 7 / 30 11 / 25 19 / 58
2029 Minors 19 69.00 3 / 4 7 / 26 7 / 39 17 / 69
2030 Minors 20 58.00 3 / 8 3 / 25 2 / 25 8 / 58
2031 Minors 21 67.00 4 / 12 6 / 29 6 / 26 16 / 67
2032 Minors 22 65.00 2 / 5 2 / 32 3 / 28 7 / 65
2033 Majors 23 54.02 162 0 0 7 / 16 4 / 21 4 / 17 15 / 54
2034 Majors 24 55.21 162 0 0 5 / 13 4 / 20 1 / 22 10 / 55
2035 Majors 25 49.66 162 0 0 2 / 9 3 / 17 0 / 23 5 / 49
2036 Majors 26 51.43 162 0 0 5 / 11 0 / 17 2 / 23 7 / 51
2037 Majors 27 44.37 162 0 0 2 / 12 0 / 10 0 / 22 2 / 44
2038 Majors 28 38.90 144 0 18 0 / 5 0 / 17 0 / 16 0 / 38
2039 Majors 29 37.33 136 0 26 0 / 7 0 / 10 0 / 20 0 / 37
2040 Majors 30 43.11 162 0 0 0 / 7 0 / 22 0 / 14 0 / 43
2041 Majors 31 47.56 162 0 0 1 / 13 0 / 16 0 / 18 1 / 47
2042 Majors 32 41.59 162 1 0 0 / 8 2 / 11 0 / 22 2 / 41
2043 Majors 33 46.92 162 0 0 0 / 8 0 / 23 0 / 15 0 / 46
2044 Majors 34 45.12 162 0 0 -3 / 10 -6 / 19 -4 / 16 -13 / 45
2045 Majors 35 39.88 162 0 0 -4 / 7 -3 / 13 -2 / 19 -9 / 39
2046 Majors 36 36.83 162 4 0 -3 / 6 -5 / 13 -2 / 17 -10 / 36
2047 Minors 37 1.00 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 1
2047 Majors 37 38.34 142 28 0 -3 / 3 -1 / 19 -5 / 16 -9 / 38
Total 2366 33 44 22 / 167 23 / 391 23 / 423 68 / 981
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).