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Ed ONeill League
4-2-2260
Smooth Taint Relief Pitcher
Retired (2047, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.60 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 99-94 Status Deceased (2079) Option Years 0  
SV 167 Age at Death 69 Date of Birth 08-27-2010
K 1177 Drafted Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(10 games)
IP 1712.2
WHIP 1.22
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance D+   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity C    Mentor Val C+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control A 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 5
1B --- LF --- Arm F  WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 10
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2028 BAL
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2033 BAL
96
44
4
8
1
0
0
1
3
 12 0 1
0
 0 0
.434
.229
.205
.023
.182
2034 BAL
102
53
2
3
0
0
0
1
2
 17 0 0
0
 0 2
.148
.091
.057
.000
.057
2035 BAL
88
39
4
8
0
0
0
1
2
 10 0 0
0
 0 0
.449
.244
.205
.000
.205
2036 BAL
89
42
3
6
0
0
0
2
1
 10 0 0
0
 0 1
.306
.163
.143
.000
.143
2037 BAL
63
26
1
1
0
0
0
0
1
 13 0 0
0
 0 0
.113
.074
.038
.000
.038
2038 BAL
62
18
1
3
0
0
0
1
0
 9 0 0
0
 0 1
.333
.167
.167
.000
.167
2039 BAL
49
19
1
3
0
0
0
0
1
 5 0 0
0
 0 1
.358
.200
.158
.000
.158
2040 BAL
56
23
1
2
0
0
0
2
1
 11 0 0
0
 0 0
.212
.125
.087
.000
.087
2041 BAL
75
27
1
2
0
0
0
0
2
 9 0 0
0
 0 2
.212
.138
.074
.000
.074
2042 BAL
52
28
1
5
0
1
0
3
0
 9 0 1
0
 0 3
.422
.172
.250
.071
.179
2043 BAL
68
29
3
5
0
1
0
4
3
 10 2 0
0
 0 1
.535
.294
.241
.069
.172
2044 BAL
57
29
3
3
1
0
0
2
2
 7 0 0
0
 0 1
.299
.161
.138
.034
.103
2045 BAL
42
20
1
2
0
0
0
1
0
 5 0 0
0
 0 0
.200
.100
.100
.000
.100
2046 PIT
42
14
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 3 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2047 PIT
28
35
0
2
1
0
0
0
1
 12 0 0
0
 0 0
.169
.083
.086
.029
.057
Total
969
446
26
53
3
2
0
18
19
 142 2 2
0
 0 12
.292
.158
.135
.016
.119
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).