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Ed ONeill League
4-12-2260
Smooth Taint Relief Pitcher
Retired (2047, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.60 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 99-94 Status Deceased (2079) Option Years 0  
SV 167 Age at Death 69 Date of Birth 08-27-2010
K 1177 Drafted Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)
Majors Svc Time 15 years
(10 games)
IP 1712.2
WHIP 1.22
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L Endurance D+   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity   Mentor Val C+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 5
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 10
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year H/A W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
2033 Away 4 4 46 0 0 0 6 8 78.0 84 40 36 2 21 52 1.35 4.15
2033 Home 5 6 50 0 0 0 6 2 81.1 97 57 52 0 21 51 1.45 5.75
2034 Away 3 7 54 0 0 0 11 3 81.2 105 56 54 0 21 59 1.54 5.95
2034 Home 5 6 48 0 0 0 9 2 93.2 106 49 40 1 23 57 1.38 3.84
2035 Away 7 8 46 0 0 0 10 5 77.1 70 31 25 0 23 43 1.20 2.91
2035 Home 5 5 42 0 0 0 10 2 71.0 71 39 37 0 16 35 1.23 4.69
2036 Away 5 5 53 0 0 0 15 6 76.1 87 40 38 0 23 57 1.44 4.48
2036 Home 8 6 36 0 0 0 8 7 82.0 73 32 25 0 24 51 1.18 2.74
2037 Away 1 2 32 0 0 0 6 1 44.2 40 13 13 0 13 29 1.19 2.62
2037 Home 3 2 31 0 0 0 7 1 58.2 47 24 23 0 13 45 1.02 3.53
2038 Away 4 2 35 0 0 0 22 4 52.0 31 16 12 0 10 36 0.79 2.08
2038 Home 3 2 27 0 0 0 9 3 48.2 35 15 15 0 14 39 1.01 2.77
2039 Away 5 2 23 0 0 0 7 2 34.0 37 14 14 0 9 31 1.35 3.71
2039 Home 3 2 26 0 0 0 5 3 48.1 43 22 20 0 22 34 1.34 3.72
2040 Away 2 0 32 0 0 0 4 0 48.0 50 21 18 0 11 43 1.27 3.38
2040 Home 3 1 24 0 0 0 1 0 41.2 37 13 11 0 9 28 1.10 2.38
2041 Away 1 1 33 0 0 0 3 0 51.2 27 10 10 0 8 26 0.68 1.74
2041 Home 3 2 42 0 0 0 4 6 62.1 50 21 19 0 13 44 1.01 2.74
2042 Away 4 3 23 1 0 0 4 1 42.2 40 17 16 0 14 27 1.27 3.38
2042 Home 1 1 29 0 0 0 3 1 49.0 47 19 13 0 12 32 1.20 2.39
2043 Away 3 1 34 0 0 0 4 1 59.1 50 20 19 0 11 46 1.03 2.88
2043 Home 3 2 34 0 0 0 1 1 57.2 56 28 23 0 20 42 1.32 3.59
2044 Away 3 3 28 0 0 0 3 0 51.0 40 12 12 0 10 40 0.98 2.12
2044 Home 7 1 29 0 0 0 2 1 60.2 53 20 18 0 14 51 1.10 2.67
2045 Away 3 1 24 0 0 0 5 2 48.1 44 18 18 1 10 37 1.12 3.35
2045 Home 1 1 18 0 0 0 1 0 33.2 29 13 13 0 7 25 1.07 3.48
2046 Away 2 1 20 3 0 0 0 0 28.2 33 19 18 0 6 20 1.36 5.65
2046 Home 2 1 22 1 0 0 1 1 36.0 31 12 11 0 6 21 1.03 2.75
2047 Away 0 8 16 16 0 0 0 0 68.2 80 37 36 1 20 52 1.46 4.72
2047 Home 0 8 12 12 0 0 0 0 45.2 48 30 26 0 16 24 1.40 5.12
2260 Away 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
2260 Home 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
Total Away 47 48 499 20 0 0 100 33 842.1 818 364 339 4 210 598 1.22 3.62
Total Home 52 46 470 13 0 0 67 30 870.1 823 394 346 1 230 579 1.21 3.58
Total
99
94
969
33
0
0
167
63
1712.2
1641 758 685 5 440
1177
1.22
3.60
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).