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Ed ONeill League
4-12-2260
Smooth Taint Relief Pitcher
Retired (2047, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.60 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 99-94 Status Deceased (2079) Option Years 0  
SV 167 Age at Death 69 Date of Birth 08-27-2010
K 1177 Drafted Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)
Majors Svc Time 15 years
(10 games)
IP 1712.2
WHIP 1.22
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L Endurance D+   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity   Mentor Val C+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 5
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 10
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
2033 LHB 93 101.1 73 37 117 1.52
2033 RHB 90 58.0 30 5 64 1.19
2034 LHB 100 107.1 75 22 132 1.43
2034 RHB 90 68.0 41 22 79 1.49
2035 LHB 84 92.0 48 26 84 1.20
2035 RHB 79 56.1 30 13 57 1.24
2036 LHB 88 98.1 72 28 106 1.36
2036 RHB 83 60.0 36 19 54 1.22
2037 LHB 57 65.0 41 13 48 0.94
2037 RHB 54 38.1 33 13 39 1.36
2038 LHB 60 62.2 51 16 43 0.94
2038 RHB 52 38.0 24 8 23 0.82
2039 LHB 45 42.0 32 19 41 1.43
2039 RHB 47 40.1 33 12 39 1.26
2040 LHB 55 44.2 41 10 47 1.28
2040 RHB 52 45.0 30 10 40 1.11
2041 LHB 69 48.2 28 7 37 0.90
2041 RHB 68 65.1 42 14 40 0.83
2042 LHB 47 42.0 31 12 42 1.29
2042 RHB 51 49.2 28 14 45 1.19
2043 LHB 63 47.1 44 14 49 1.33
2043 RHB 64 69.2 44 17 57 1.06
2044 LHB 49 41.2 32 12 37 1.18
2044 RHB 56 70.0 59 12 56 0.97
2045 LHB 38 35.0 27 6 36 1.20
2045 RHB 39 47.0 35 11 37 1.02
2046 LHB 39 36.0 23 8 39 1.31
2046 RHB 37 28.2 18 4 25 1.01
2047 LHB 28 68.0 42 26 87 1.66
2047 RHB 28 46.1 34 10 41 1.10
2260 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2260 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total LHB 915 932.0 660 256 945 1.29
Total RHB 890 780.2 517 184 696 1.13
Total 969 1712.2 1177 440 1641 1.22
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).