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Ed ONeill League
4-9-2260
Smooth Taint Relief Pitcher
Retired (2047, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.60 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 99-94 Status Deceased (2079) Option Years 0  
SV 167 Age at Death 69 Date of Birth 08-27-2010
K 1177 Drafted Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(10 games)
IP 1712.2
WHIP 1.22
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance D+   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity C    Mentor Val C+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control A 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 5
1B --- LF --- Arm F  WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 10
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Series W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2037 LCS
0
 0
1
0
0
0
0
 0
2.0
 2 0 0 0 3
2
2.50
0.00
2037 WS
1
 0
1
0
0
0
0
 0
0.2
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
2038 LCS
1
 0
2
0
0
0
0
 0
5.0
 3 0 0 0 1
4
0.80
0.00
2038 WS
0
 2
4
0
0
0
1
 1
6.1
 6 4 4 0 2
5
1.26
5.68
2039 WS
1
 0
1
0
0
0
0
 0
1.2
 4 2 2 0 0
1
2.40
10.80
2040 LCS
0
 1
3
0
0
0
0
 0
5.0
 6 3 2 0 1
0
1.40
3.60
2041 LCS
0
 0
3
0
0
0
2
 0
4.1
 2 0 0 0 1
5
0.69
0.00
2041 WS
1
 0
3
0
0
0
0
 0
5.0
 6 2 2 0 1
6
1.40
3.60
2042 LCS
1
 0
2
0
0
0
0
 0
2.1
 1 0 0 0 1
3
0.86
0.00
2042 WS
0
 0
2
0
0
0
0
 0
5.2
 7 4 4 0 3
7
1.76
6.35
2043 LCS
0
 0
2
0
0
0
1
 1
4.0
 6 3 3 0 0
5
1.50
6.75
2044 LCS
0
 0
2
0
0
0
2
 0
2.2
 0 0 0 0 0
1
0.00
0.00
2045 LCS
0
 0
1
0
0
0
0
 0
0.2
 4 3 3 0 0
0
6.00
40.50
2046 LCS
0
 0
1
0
0
0
0
 0
0.2
 2 2 2 0 0
1
3.00
27.00
2046 WS
0
 0
1
0
0
0
0
 0
1.0
 2 3 3 0 1
0
3.00
27.00
Total
5
 3
29
0
0
0
6
 2
47.0
 51 26 25 0 14
40
1.38
4.79
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).