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Ed ONeill League
4-12-2260
Smooth Taint Relief Pitcher
Retired (2047, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.60 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 99-94 Status Deceased (2079) Option Years 0  
SV 167 Age at Death 69 Date of Birth 08-27-2010
K 1177 Drafted Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(10 games)
IP 1712.2
WHIP 1.22
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance D+   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity C    Mentor Val C+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control A 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 5
1B --- LF --- Arm F  WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 10
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB H 2B 3B HR BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2033 BAL
96
645
181
32
6
30
42
 103
.814
.326
.488
.208
.281
2034 BAL
102
717
211
38
3
31
44
 116
.820
.335
.485
.191
.294
2035 BAL
88
566
141
22
4
16
39
 78
.683
.296
.387
.138
.249
2036 BAL
89
612
160
24
4
17
47
 108
.708
.311
.397
.136
.261
2037 BAL
63
386
87
10
4
7
26
 74
.599
.273
.326
.101
.225
2038 BAL
62
356
66
9
1
9
24
 75
.527
.235
.292
.107
.185
2039 BAL
49
323
80
16
4
7
31
 65
.700
.313
.387
.139
.248
2040 BAL
56
354
87
11
1
8
20
 71
.636
.286
.350
.105
.246
2041 BAL
75
414
77
10
3
10
21
 70
.522
.225
.297
.111
.186
2042 BAL
52
360
87
12
2
8
26
 59
.644
.291
.353
.111
.242
2043 BAL
68
446
106
13
4
11
31
 88
.645
.286
.359
.121
.238
2044 BAL
57
418
93
8
2
7
24
 91
.565
.264
.301
.079
.222
2045 BAL
42
309
73
12
3
6
17
 62
.629
.277
.353
.117
.236
2046 PIT
42
253
64
7
3
10
12
 41
.707
.284
.423
.170
.253
2047 PIT
28
449
128
20
6
18
36
 76
.814
.337
.477
.192
.285
2260
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total 969 6608 1641 244 50 195 440 1177 .683 .294 .389 .141 .248
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).