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Ed ONeill League
4-12-2260
Smooth Taint Relief Pitcher
Retired (2047, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.60 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 99-94 Status Deceased (2079) Option Years 0  
SV 167 Age at Death 69 Date of Birth 08-27-2010
K 1177 Drafted Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)
Majors Svc Time 15 years
(10 games)
IP 1712.2
WHIP 1.22
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L Endurance D+   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity   Mentor Val C+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 5
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 10
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year POS Team G GS INN TC PO A E DP +/- RF   FPCT GG
2033 P BAL 94 0 159.1 15 2 13 0 0 -4 0.85 1.000
2034 P BAL 99 0 175.1 27 0 25 2 0 -2 1.28 .926
2035 P BAL 85 0 148.1 19 1 18 0 0 0 1.15 1.000
2036 P BAL 88 0 158.1 18 1 16 1 0 -1 0.97 .944
2037 P BAL 62 0 103.1 11 1 10 0 0 -2 0.96 1.000
2038 P BAL 61 0 100.2 8 0 7 1 1 -2 0.63 .875
2039 P BAL 49 0 82.1 11 1 9 1 1 -2 1.09 .909
2040 P BAL 56 0 89.2 4 0 4 0 0 -1 0.40 1.000
2041 P BAL 72 0 114.0 20 0 18 2 0 -1 1.42 .900
2042 P BAL 50 1 91.2 8 2 3 3 0 -2 0.49 .625
2043 P BAL 68 0 117.0 12 1 10 1 0 0 0.85 .917
2044 P BAL 56 0 111.2 14 1 12 1 0 -2 1.05 .929
2045 P BAL 42 0 82.0 9 0 9 0 1 0 0.99 1.000
2046 P PIT 39 4 64.2 9 0 9 0 0 0 1.25 1.000
2047 P PIT 28 28 114.1 15 2 13 0 0 -1 1.18 1.000
Total 949 33 1712.2 200 12 176 12 3 -20 0.99 .940
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).