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Ed ONeill League
4-9-2260
Smooth Taint Relief Pitcher
Retired (2047, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.60 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 99-94 Status Deceased (2079) Option Years 0  
SV 167 Age at Death 69 Date of Birth 08-27-2010
K 1177 Drafted Round 2, Pick 17
(2028)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(10 games)
IP 1712.2
WHIP 1.22
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance D+   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity C    Mentor Val C+
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control A 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 5
1B --- LF --- Arm F  WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 10
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2033 BAL
9
 10
96
0
0
0
12
 10
159.1
 181 97 88 2 42
103
1.40
4.97
2034 BAL
8
 13
102
0
0
0
20
 5
175.1
 211 105 94 1 44
116
1.45
4.83
2035 BAL
12
 13
88
0
0
0
20
 7
148.1
 141 70 62 0 39
78
1.21
3.76
2036 BAL
13
 11
89
0
0
0
23
 13
158.1
 160 72 63 0 47
108
1.31
3.58
2037 BAL
4
 4
63
0
0
0
13
 2
103.1
 87 37 36 0 26
74
1.09
3.14
2038 BAL
7
 4
62
0
0
0
31
 7
100.2
 66 31 27 0 24
75
0.89
2.41
2039 BAL
8
 4
49
0
0
0
12
 5
82.1
 80 36 34 0 31
65
1.35
3.72
2040 BAL
5
 1
56
0
0
0
5
 0
89.2
 87 34 29 0 20
71
1.19
2.91
2041 BAL
4
 3
75
0
0
0
7
 6
114.0
 77 31 29 0 21
70
0.86
2.29
2042 BAL
5
 4
52
1
0
0
7
 2
91.2
 87 36 29 0 26
59
1.23
2.85
2043 BAL
6
 3
68
0
0
0
5
 2
117.0
 106 48 42 0 31
88
1.17
3.23
2044 BAL
10
 4
57
0
0
0
5
 1
111.2
 93 32 30 0 24
91
1.05
2.42
2045 BAL
4
 2
42
0
0
0
6
 2
82.0
 73 31 31 1 17
62
1.10
3.40
2046 PIT
4
 2
42
4
0
0
1
 1
64.2
 64 31 29 0 12
41
1.18
4.04
2047 PIT
0
 16
28
28
0
0
0
 0
114.1
 128 67 62 1 36
76
1.43
4.88
2260
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
99
 94
969
33
0
0
167
 63
1712.2
 1641 758 685 5 440
1177
1.22
3.60
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2047-11-01Smooth Taint has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS
2047-09-10The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Benny Drabowsky to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have promoted Connie Gillenwater to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Piggy Cashion for assignment. The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have designated Smooth Taint for assignment.
2047-04-02The Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS have placed Smooth Taint on the trade block.
2046-03-25Trade #1289923 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Fastball Forwhat, Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 PIT (Billy Carrara), Draft Pick 2046 Round 2 BRO (Dave Schreckengost) from the Pittsburgh Peggys Daddy in exchange for O"Shea Jackson Jr., Smooth Taint.
2039-04-10Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2038-06-03Smooth Taint of the Baltimore Bridge Years is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have renamed Rick Smith to Smooth Taint.
2033-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Rick Smith to the major league team.
2028-04-02The Baltimore Bridge Years have promoted Jeff Rodriguez to the major league team. The Baltimore Bridge Years have sent Rick Smith to the minors.
2028-04-01The Baltimore Bridge Years have auto-promoted Rick Smith to the major leagues.
2026-04-01Trade #1181811 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Baltimore Bridge Years. The Baltimore Bridge Years receive Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith), Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 BRO (Howard Walker) from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Mike Montague.
2025-08-03Trade #1179230 has been completed between the San Francisco Santorums and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Felix Raub, Jack Dade, Draft Pick 2028 Round 2 SF (Rick Smith) from the San Francisco Santorums in exchange for Bob Schumacher, Jack Partenheimer, Thad Pike, Draft Pick 2026 Round 1 BRO (George Lutz), Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 BRO (Cox Ucker).