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Fred Lynn League
6-18-2076
Denis Brainstemmer Second Base
Retired (2029, Age 39)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .284 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .774 Status Deceased (2075) Option Years 0  
H 2430 Age at Death 85 Date of Birth 09-09-1990
HR 223 Drafted Round 2, Pick 28
(2010)
Majors Svc Time 16 years
(45 games)
RBI 1119
SB 259
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship
Power vs. R Power vs. L C+ Velocity   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt Control   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS (0.3%) Range B- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 3
2B A+ (100%) CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 4
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 4
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year Team C 1B 2B 3B SS LF CF RF PH
2012 DET 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 0 0
2013 DET 0 0 0 3 86 0 0 0 5
2014 DET 0 0 0 0 148 0 0 0 0
2015 DET 0 0 0 0 148 0 0 0 0
2016 DET 0 0 4 3 46 0 23 18 48
2017 MIN 0 0 1 48 15 0 0 6 70
2018 MIN 0 0 0 47 101 0 0 0 0
2019 MIN 0 0 84 16 36 0 0 12 0
2020 MIN 0 0 124 0 24 0 0 0 0
2021 MIN 0 0 148 0 0 0 0 0 0
2022 MIN 0 0 148 0 0 0 0 0 0
2023 MIN 0 0 148 0 0 0 0 0 0
2024 MIN 0 0 148 0 0 0 0 0 0
2025 MIN 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0 0
2026 MIN 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0 0
2027 MIN 0 0 145 0 0 0 0 0 0
2028 MIN 0 0 80 0 3 0 0 0 5
2029 DET 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2029-11-01Denis Brainstemmer has retired from the Detroit Dead Things
2029-09-20The Detroit Dead Things have promoted Denis Brainstemmer to the major league team.
2029-09-20The Detroit Dead Things have acquired Denis Brainstemmer from the waiver wire.
2029-07-05The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have waived Denis Brainstemmer.
2029-04-02The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have promoted Palestro Plymouth to the major league team. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have promoted Yuichiro Ijuin to the major league team. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have promoted Teruo Kondo to the major league team. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have designated Tom Flipperwaffer for assignment. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have designated Denis Brainstemmer for assignment. The Minnesota Gray Squirrels have designated Mike Costello for assignment.
2016-03-07The Detroit Light Speed Gents have renamed Denis Menke to Denis Brainstemmer.
2014-03-03The Detroit Drive have renamed Dave Bancroft to Denis Menke.
2013-06-18The Detroit Drive have promoted Dave Bancroft to the major league team. The Detroit Drive have waived Red McCreery.
2013-05-12The Detroit Drive have sent Dave Bancroft down to the minors.
2013-04-06The Detroit Drive have promoted Dave Bancroft to the major league team.
2013-04-04The Detroit Drive have sent Dave Bancroft to the minors.
2013-03-07The Detroit Drive have renamed Cal Ripken Jr. to Dave Bancroft.
2013-03-03The Detroit Drive have promoted Cal Ripken Jr. to the major league team. The Detroit Drive have designated John Castino for assignment.
2012-10-03The Detroit Drive have sent Cal Ripken Jr. to the minors.
2012-09-02The Detroit Drive have promoted Art Black to the major league team. The Detroit Drive have promoted Cal Ripken Jr. to the major league team.
2010-04-01The Detroit Drive have renamed Cal Ripken to Cal Ripken Jr..
2010-04-01The Detroit Drive have renamed Ray Stone to Cal Ripken.
2008-10-13Trade #1167485 has been completed between the Baltimore Buzzards and the Detroit Drive. The Detroit Drive receive Hank Gorman, Draft Pick 2009 Round 3 BAL (Von Hayes), Draft Pick 2010 Round 2 BAL (Cal Ripken Jr.) from the Baltimore Buzzards in exchange for Draft Pick 2010 Round 2 DET (Derek Barton).