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Ed ONeill League
4-6-2260
Todd Swopesnardson Relief Pitcher
Retired (2038, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 5.84 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 39-53 Status Deceased (2063) Option Years 0  
SV 4 Age at Death 60 Date of Birth 10-21-2003
K 687 Drafted Round 2, Pick 21
(2026)		 Majors Svc Time 11 years
(128 games)
IP 914.2
WHIP 1.61
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C- Contact vs. L C  Endurance C-   Ldrship C 
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L F  Velocity B+   Mentor Val B-
Speed B- Bunt D+ Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year H/A W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
2026 Away 1 5 46 0 0 0 0 1 65.0 65 48 43 1 38 47 1.58 5.95
2026 Home 1 0 40 0 0 0 1 4 56.0 82 50 41 3 27 38 1.95 6.59
2027 Away 3 2 38 0 0 0 0 3 48.1 64 45 42 1 29 36 1.92 7.82
2027 Home 0 3 38 0 0 0 0 2 52.1 74 44 43 0 32 44 2.03 7.39
2028 Away 3 1 41 1 0 0 0 2 54.1 59 39 38 2 21 46 1.47 6.29
2028 Home 3 2 43 0 0 0 1 4 55.2 71 44 39 2 21 41 1.65 6.31
2029 Away 4 4 38 0 0 0 1 2 70.2 91 56 55 4 26 49 1.66 7.00
2029 Home 6 2 38 0 0 0 0 1 77.2 90 56 53 6 31 54 1.56 6.14
2030 Away 0 1 14 0 0 0 0 1 36.0 56 43 42 2 23 21 2.19 10.50
2030 Home 0 3 20 0 0 0 0 0 48.0 52 32 28 3 21 39 1.52 5.25
2031 Away 1 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 12.2 9 4 4 0 7 6 1.26 2.84
2031 Home 1 3 9 0 0 0 0 0 10.2 12 6 4 0 4 7 1.50 3.38
2032 Away 2 3 21 0 0 0 0 2 35.0 29 15 8 0 12 24 1.17 2.06
2032 Home 4 4 39 0 0 0 0 1 76.1 99 48 41 1 28 63 1.66 4.83
2033 Away 0 4 18 1 0 0 0 0 23.2 25 12 12 0 5 19 1.27 4.56
2033 Home 2 1 17 0 0 0 0 0 30.2 29 15 15 3 12 22 1.34 4.40
2034 Away 3 3 25 0 0 0 0 2 40.1 42 24 21 1 16 32 1.44 4.69
2034 Home 2 2 30 0 0 0 0 0 44.0 63 34 34 0 19 40 1.86 6.95
2035 Away 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 6.0 5 1 1 0 1 5 1.00 1.50
2035 Home 0 3 13 0 0 0 0 0 18.2 14 7 7 0 8 11 1.18 3.38
2036 Away 0 3 6 0 0 0 1 0 7.2 10 9 9 0 5 9 1.96 10.57
2036 Home 0 0 7 0 0 0 0 0 14.0 6 0 0 0 7 12 0.93 0.00
2037 Away 3 2 14 0 0 0 0 0 23.0 26 12 12 0 2 16 1.22 4.70
2037 Home 0 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 8.0 4 2 2 0 0 6 0.50 2.25
2260 Away 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
2260 Home 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
Total Away 20 29 272 2 0 0 2 13 422.2 481 308 287 11 185 310 1.58 6.11
Total Home 19 24 300 0 0 0 2 12 492.0 596 338 307 18 210 377 1.64 5.62
Total
39
 53
572
2
0
0
4
 25
914.2
 1077 646 594 29 395
687
1.61
5.84
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Todd Swopesnardson has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2038-04-15The San Francisco Ah Soles have waived Todd Swopesnardson.
2038-03-25The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Bundy Phuckterpuss to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Pooh P. Pants to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Todd Swopesnardson for assignment. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Dick Cheese for assignment.
2033-09-02The San Francisco Master Batters have re-claimed Todd Swopesnardson from the waiver wire.
2033-08-29The San Francisco Master Batters have promoted Frank Lisenbee to the major league team. The San Francisco Master Batters have promoted Van Cissell to the major league team. The San Francisco Master Batters have designated Todd Swopesnardson for assignment. The San Francisco Master Batters have designated Choke Yortchigan for assignment.
2029-08-18Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Shorn Scrotums is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2029-05-20Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Shorn Scrotums is injured and is expected to be out 43 days.
2028-07-09Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Butthole Surfers is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2027-09-29The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Todd Swopesnardson to the major league team.
2027-08-25The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have demoted Todd Swopesnardson to the minor leagues.
2027-08-13Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Duck Dynasty is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Uppen Atom to Todd Swopesnardson.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Bill Uhlaender to Uppen Atom.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Bill Uhlaender to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Al Kilroy for assignment.
2026-03-25Trade #1181598 has been completed between the Boston Chaperones and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Draft Pick 2026 Round 2 BOS (Todd Swopesnardson) from the Boston Chaperones in exchange for Jeff Causey, Buster Cherry.