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Ed ONeill League
4-14-2260
Todd Swopesnardson Relief Pitcher
Retired (2038, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 5.84 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 39-53 Status Deceased (2063) Option Years 0  
SV 4 Age at Death 60 Date of Birth 10-21-2003
K 687 Drafted Round 2, Pick 21
(2026)		 Majors Svc Time 11 years
(128 games)
IP 914.2
WHIP 1.61
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C- Contact vs. L C  Endurance C-   Ldrship C 
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L F  Velocity B+   Mentor Val B-
Speed B- Bunt D+ Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
2026 LHB 82 67.1 47 42 79 1.80
2026 RHB 76 53.2 38 23 68 1.70
2027 LHB 75 51.1 44 33 75 2.10
2027 RHB 70 49.1 36 28 63 1.84
2028 LHB 79 63.1 51 30 66 1.52
2028 RHB 74 46.2 36 12 64 1.63
2029 LHB 74 81.1 53 31 100 1.61
2029 RHB 73 67.0 50 26 81 1.60
2030 LHB 33 50.1 36 23 56 1.57
2030 RHB 31 33.2 24 21 52 2.17
2031 LHB 15 11.2 8 9 13 1.89
2031 RHB 15 11.2 5 2 8 0.86
2032 LHB 59 66.0 53 26 65 1.38
2032 RHB 55 45.1 34 14 63 1.70
2033 LHB 33 28.0 21 8 30 1.36
2033 RHB 34 26.1 20 9 24 1.25
2034 LHB 55 38.2 32 18 56 1.91
2034 RHB 52 45.2 40 17 49 1.45
2035 LHB 18 14.1 11 4 8 0.84
2035 RHB 17 10.1 5 5 11 1.55
2036 LHB 12 9.1 9 6 8 1.50
2036 RHB 13 12.1 12 6 8 1.14
2037 LHB 19 15.1 13 1 16 1.11
2037 RHB 19 15.2 9 1 14 0.96
2260 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2260 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total LHB 554 497.0 378 231 572 1.62
Total RHB 529 417.2 309 164 505 1.60
Total 572 914.2 687 395 1077 1.61
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Todd Swopesnardson has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2038-04-15The San Francisco Ah Soles have waived Todd Swopesnardson.
2038-03-25The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Bundy Phuckterpuss to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Pooh P. Pants to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Todd Swopesnardson for assignment. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Dick Cheese for assignment.
2033-09-02The San Francisco Master Batters have re-claimed Todd Swopesnardson from the waiver wire.
2033-08-29The San Francisco Master Batters have promoted Frank Lisenbee to the major league team. The San Francisco Master Batters have promoted Van Cissell to the major league team. The San Francisco Master Batters have designated Todd Swopesnardson for assignment. The San Francisco Master Batters have designated Choke Yortchigan for assignment.
2029-08-18Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Shorn Scrotums is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2029-05-20Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Shorn Scrotums is injured and is expected to be out 43 days.
2028-07-09Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Butthole Surfers is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2027-09-29The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Todd Swopesnardson to the major league team.
2027-08-25The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have demoted Todd Swopesnardson to the minor leagues.
2027-08-13Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Duck Dynasty is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Uppen Atom to Todd Swopesnardson.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Bill Uhlaender to Uppen Atom.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Bill Uhlaender to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Al Kilroy for assignment.
2026-03-25Trade #1181598 has been completed between the Boston Chaperones and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Draft Pick 2026 Round 2 BOS (Todd Swopesnardson) from the Boston Chaperones in exchange for Jeff Causey, Buster Cherry.