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Ed ONeill League
4-13-2260
Todd Swopesnardson Relief Pitcher
Retired (2038, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 5.84 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 39-53 Status Deceased (2063) Option Years 0  
SV 4 Age at Death 60 Date of Birth 10-21-2003
K 687 Drafted Round 2, Pick 21
(2026)		 Majors Svc Time 11 years
(128 games)
IP 914.2
WHIP 1.61
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C- Contact vs. L C  Endurance C-   Ldrship C 
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L F  Velocity B+   Mentor Val B-
Speed B- Bunt D+ Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Endurance   Velocity   Control   Total 
2026 Majors 23 50.05 162 0 0 5 / 12 1 / 17 8 / 21 14 / 50
2027 Minors 24 3.00 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 2 0 / 3
2027 Majors 24 43.44 121 0 27 6 / 8 1 / 15 2 / 20 9 / 43
2028 Majors 25 45.35 127 1 35 3 / 8 2 / 21 4 / 16 9 / 45
2029 Majors 26 46.24 117 0 45 5 / 10 2 / 19 1 / 17 8 / 46
2030 Majors 27 32.31 162 0 0 0 / 4 3 / 15 2 / 13 5 / 32
2031 Majors 28 21.97 162 0 0 0 / 0 2 / 11 1 / 10 3 / 21
2032 Majors 29 41.67 162 0 0 1 / 7 2 / 20 0 / 14 3 / 41
2033 Majors 30 29.96 159 1 0 1 / 1 1 / 14 1 / 14 3 / 29
2034 Majors 31 42.12 162 0 0 0 / 9 2 / 19 1 / 14 3 / 42
2035 Majors 32 21.65 162 0 0 0 / 0 1 / 12 0 / 9 1 / 21
2036 Majors 33 18.65 162 0 0 0 / 0 0 / 12 1 / 6 1 / 18
2037 Majors 34 26.96 162 0 0 -3 / 0 -5 / 14 -2 / 12 -10 / 26
2038 Minors 35 1.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 1
2038 Majors 35 18.00 0 / 0 0 / 11 1 / 7 1 / 18
Total 1820 2 107 18 / 59 12 / 201 20 / 176 50 / 436
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Todd Swopesnardson has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2038-04-15The San Francisco Ah Soles have waived Todd Swopesnardson.
2038-03-25The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Bundy Phuckterpuss to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have promoted Pooh P. Pants to the major league team. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Todd Swopesnardson for assignment. The San Francisco Sea Men have designated Dick Cheese for assignment.
2033-09-02The San Francisco Master Batters have re-claimed Todd Swopesnardson from the waiver wire.
2033-08-29The San Francisco Master Batters have promoted Frank Lisenbee to the major league team. The San Francisco Master Batters have promoted Van Cissell to the major league team. The San Francisco Master Batters have designated Todd Swopesnardson for assignment. The San Francisco Master Batters have designated Choke Yortchigan for assignment.
2029-08-18Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Shorn Scrotums is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2029-05-20Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Shorn Scrotums is injured and is expected to be out 43 days.
2028-07-09Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Butthole Surfers is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2027-09-29The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Todd Swopesnardson to the major league team.
2027-08-25The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have demoted Todd Swopesnardson to the minor leagues.
2027-08-13Todd Swopesnardson of the San Francisco Duck Dynasty is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Uppen Atom to Todd Swopesnardson.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have renamed Bill Uhlaender to Uppen Atom.
2026-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have promoted Bill Uhlaender to the major league team. The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Al Kilroy for assignment.
2026-03-25Trade #1181598 has been completed between the Boston Chaperones and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Draft Pick 2026 Round 2 BOS (Todd Swopesnardson) from the Boston Chaperones in exchange for Jeff Causey, Buster Cherry.