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Ed ONeill League
4-10-2260
Swilper DeSkoller Left Field
Retired (2038, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .284 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .850 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 2251 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 11-28-1999
HR 404 Drafted Round 1, Pick 3
(2020)		 Majors Svc Time 19 years
(5 games)
RBI 1316
SB 188
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L B  Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L B  Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed C  Bunt D- Control F    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 1
1B B+ (73.7%) LF A+ (100%) Arm B  WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health D  LCS Appearances 11
3B A  (84.4%) RF B  (64.0%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2020 PIT
109
364
33
83
7
1
12
44
35
 83 1 1
9
 22 3
.648
.297
.352
.124
.228
2021 PIT
135
488
56
131
21
4
24
82
45
 119 1 2
14
 24 19
.806
.330
.475
.207
.268
2022 PIT
119
459
56
124
20
4
22
65
42
 108 2 0
11
 19 17
.809
.334
.475
.205
.270
2023 PIT
135
508
63
139
25
4
29
92
67
 106 1 6
14
 14 17
.866
.356
.510
.236
.274
2024 PIT
100
386
52
116
16
2
17
59
45
 78 3 5
13
 9 4
.858
.374
.484
.184
.301
2025 PIT
140
505
87
154
32
3
36
99
50
 116 4 2
10
 12 6
.965
.371
.594
.289
.305
2026 PIT-TEX
129
488
75
145
28
1
22
80
40
 92 1 3
16
 14 10
.843
.350
.494
.197
.297
2027 TEX
121
457
89
140
24
5
23
86
50
 97 4 3
11
 5 6
.909
.377
.532
.225
.306
2028 TEX
76
217
43
60
10
1
15
49
23
 42 0 2
9
 0 2
.882
.343
.539
.263
.276
2029 TEX
72
185
29
57
15
3
8
34
18
 39 2 2
3
 2 1
.923
.372
.551
.243
.308
2030 TEX
132
535
79
144
24
4
25
84
57
 108 2 4
9
 8 4
.809
.339
.469
.200
.269
2031 TEX
130
516
98
156
29
10
26
86
68
 100 4 3
16
 7 4
.934
.386
.548
.246
.302
2032 TEX-WAS
136
533
106
166
20
7
39
96
57
 82 4 2
19
 6 2
.976
.381
.595
.283
.311
2033 WAS
130
509
103
169
29
4
32
103
64
 103 3 2
17
 11 7
1.002
.408
.593
.261
.332
2034 WAS
133
452
51
125
19
0
25
83
28
 103 0 5
4
 13 12
.800
.315
.485
.208
.277
2035 WAS
108
232
40
65
9
0
17
53
22
 38 0 3
7
 7 2
.877
.339
.539
.259
.280
2036 WAS
108
230
29
63
10
2
9
34
26
 51 1 1
3
 5 4
.801
.349
.452
.178
.274
2037 WAS
133
433
43
108
19
1
14
51
37
 83 0 1
2
 4 7
.703
.308
.395
.145
.249
2038 WAS
130
437
45
106
21
1
9
36
50
 70 1 1
1
 8 4
.678
.321
.357
.114
.243
Total
2276
7934
1177
2251
378
57
404
1316
824
 1618 34 48
188
 190 131
.850
.352
.498
.215
.284
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Swilper DeSkoller has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2033-09-23Swilper DeSkoller of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 33 days.
2032-08-13Trade #1218698 has been completed between the Washington C-Spans and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Jerry Kurl, Uncle Miltie, Vah JJ Marsh, Draft Pick 2035 Round 1 WAS (Usami Kakuzen) from the Washington C-Spans in exchange for Jody Ritchey, Swilper DeSkoller.
2031-08-06Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2028-06-16Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2026-07-02Trade #1184276 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Offenders and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive No Ho Mo, Swilper DeSkoller, Uncle Phil from the Pittsburgh Offenders in exchange for Orie Johnson, Earle Rowe, Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 TEX (Crocodile Bundy).
2026-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Swilper DeSkoller on the trade block.
2024-06-29Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 47 days.
2022-06-09Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2022-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Reallongname Butcantbechanged to Swilper DeSkoller.
2021-03-25The Pittsburgh Protectors have renamed Steve Rooney to Reallongname Butcantbechanged.
2020-07-07Steve Rooney of the Pittsburgh Prophylactics is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
2020-04-01The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have promoted Steve Rooney to the major league team.