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Ed ONeill League
4-10-2260
Swilper DeSkoller Left Field
Retired (2038, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .284 Total Rating   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .850 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 2251 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 11-28-1999
HR 404 Drafted Round 1, Pick 3
(2020)
Majors Svc Time 19 years
(5 games)
RBI 1316
SB 188
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed Bunt D- Control   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 1
1B B+ (73.7%) LF A+ (100%) Arm WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health LCS Appearances 11
3B (84.4%) RF (64.0%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range   Total 
2020 Majors 21 49.19 131 108 31 2 / 5 2 / 6 2 / 5 2 / 6 5 / 10 10 / 13 0 / 4 23 / 49
2021 Majors 22 61.85 162 135 0 1 / 10 2 / 10 1 / 4 2 / 9 6 / 8 5 / 10 7 / 10 24 / 61
2022 Majors 23 58.67 142 119 20 1 / 3 4 / 8 5 / 12 7 / 11 4 / 6 8 / 10 7 / 8 36 / 58
2023 Majors 24 65.41 162 135 0 2 / 7 2 / 8 3 / 7 5 / 9 5 / 13 5 / 8 10 / 13 32 / 65
2024 Majors 25 43.86 119 100 40 1 / 5 0 / 3 1 / 4 1 / 8 3 / 8 3 / 5 4 / 10 13 / 43
2025 Majors 26 58.62 162 121 0 0 / 9 0 / 11 3 / 13 0 / 4 3 / 6 3 / 7 3 / 8 12 / 58
2026 Majors 27 61.08 162 117 0 1 / 9 2 / 13 0 / 8 2 / 10 0 / 8 1 / 5 3 / 8 9 / 61
2027 Majors 28 64.77 162 111 0 0 / 7 2 / 13 0 / 8 2 / 10 4 / 11 1 / 7 1 / 8 10 / 64
2028 Majors 29 38.06 151 45 11 1 / 9 0 / 7 0 / 3 0 / 4 0 / 5 0 / 6 0 / 4 1 / 38
2029 Majors 30 36.87 162 39 0 0 / 6 0 / 7 1 / 6 0 / 5 1 / 7 0 / 4 0 / 1 2 / 36
2030 Majors 31 66.47 162 129 0 0 / 8 0 / 5 1 / 16 0 / 5 2 / 13 0 / 7 0 / 12 3 / 66
2031 Majors 32 64.83 155 130 7 0 / 8 0 / 10 0 / 11 0 / 8 0 / 8 2 / 10 0 / 9 2 / 64
2032 Majors 33 65.27 162 136 0 1 / 7 0 / 7 0 / 12 0 / 9 0 / 11 0 / 9 0 / 10 1 / 65
2033 Majors 34 62.79 155 130 7 -1 / 4 -1 / 9 -1 / 11 -6 / 8 -7 / 5 -1 / 12 -4 / 13 -21 / 62
2034 Majors 35 58.32 162 109 0 -1 / 8 0 / 14 -4 / 7 -4 / 8 -5 / 8 -3 / 8 -3 / 5 -20 / 58
2035 Majors 36 41.50 162 48 0 -4 / 6 -4 / 6 -2 / 3 -6 / 6 -9 / 5 -1 / 5 -1 / 10 -27 / 41
2036 Majors 37 42.00 162 51 0 -3 / 6 -4 / 6 0 / 5 -3 / 8 -6 / 6 -2 / 6 -1 / 5 -19 / 42
2037 Majors 38 61.21 162 117 0 -3 / 5 -7 / 11 -1 / 3 -5 / 9 -2 / 8 1 / 12 0 / 13 -17 / 61
2038 Majors 39 66.16 162 130 0 -2 / 11 -5 / 10 0 / 12 -2 / 8 -7 / 8 -2 / 9 -3 / 8 -21 / 66
Total 2959 2010 116 -4 / 133 -7 / 164 9 / 150 -5 / 145 -3 / 154 30 / 153 23 / 159 43 / 1058
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Swilper DeSkoller has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2033-09-23Swilper DeSkoller of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 33 days.
2032-08-13Trade #1218698 has been completed between the Washington C-Spans and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Jerry Kurl, Uncle Miltie, Vah JJ Marsh, Draft Pick 2035 Round 1 WAS (Usami Kakuzen) from the Washington C-Spans in exchange for Jody Ritchey, Swilper DeSkoller.
2031-08-06Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2028-06-16Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2026-07-02Trade #1184276 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Offenders and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive No Ho Mo, Swilper DeSkoller, Uncle Phil from the Pittsburgh Offenders in exchange for Orie Johnson, Earle Rowe, Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 TEX (Crocodile Bundy).
2026-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Swilper DeSkoller on the trade block.
2024-06-29Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 47 days.
2022-06-09Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2022-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Reallongname Butcantbechanged to Swilper DeSkoller.
2021-03-25The Pittsburgh Protectors have renamed Steve Rooney to Reallongname Butcantbechanged.
2020-07-07Steve Rooney of the Pittsburgh Prophylactics is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
2020-04-01The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have promoted Steve Rooney to the major league team.