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Ed ONeill League
4-21-2260
Swilper DeSkoller Left Field
Retired (2038, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .284 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .850 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 2251 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 11-28-1999
HR 404 Drafted Round 1, Pick 3
(2020)		 Majors Svc Time 19 years
(5 games)
RBI 1316
SB 188
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L B  Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L B  Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed C  Bunt D- Control F    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 1
1B B+ (73.7%) LF A+ (100%) Arm B  WS Appearances 7
2B --- CF ---   Health D  LCS Appearances 11
3B A  (84.4%) RF B  (64.0%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2020 Away 58 192 17 40 4 1 4 21 20 45 5 9 2 .584 .282 .302 .094 .208
2020 Home 51 172 16 43 3 0 8 23 15 38 4 13 1 .721 .314 .407 .157 .250
2021 Away 70 256 24 64 8 1 9 36 21 56 8 13 3 .700 .306 .395 .145 .250
2021 Home 65 232 32 67 13 3 15 46 24 63 6 11 16 .921 .357 .565 .276 .289
2022 Away 64 251 31 66 11 2 9 33 24 61 5 12 7 .762 .332 .430 .167 .263
2022 Home 55 208 25 58 9 2 13 32 18 47 6 7 10 .865 .336 .529 .250 .279
2023 Away 54 201 27 51 9 1 13 34 26 33 5 3 7 .840 .338 .502 .249 .254
2023 Home 81 307 36 88 16 3 16 58 41 73 9 11 10 .882 .367 .515 .228 .287
2024 Away 50 191 20 50 7 1 4 20 24 38 6 4 4 .719 .347 .372 .110 .262
2024 Home 50 195 32 66 9 1 13 39 21 40 7 5 0 .995 .400 .595 .256 .338
2025 Away 71 250 38 75 17 0 13 44 33 55 6 7 5 .913 .389 .524 .224 .300
2025 Home 69 255 49 79 15 3 23 55 17 61 4 5 1 1.014 .352 .663 .353 .310
2026 Away 69 261 40 85 15 1 12 40 19 38 11 5 4 .898 .369 .529 .203 .326
2026 Home 60 227 35 60 13 0 10 40 21 54 5 9 6 .782 .328 .454 .189 .264
2027 Away 63 240 47 76 16 2 13 49 30 53 6 3 4 .957 .395 .562 .246 .317
2027 Home 58 217 42 64 8 3 10 37 20 44 5 2 2 .855 .357 .498 .203 .295
2028 Away 41 115 16 27 6 0 6 18 14 27 5 0 1 .761 .318 .443 .209 .235
2028 Home 35 102 27 33 4 1 9 31 9 15 4 0 1 1.019 .372 .647 .324 .324
2029 Away 41 109 19 34 10 2 6 22 14 19 1 1 0 .994 .389 .606 .294 .312
2029 Home 31 76 10 23 5 1 2 12 4 20 2 1 1 .819 .346 .474 .171 .303
2030 Away 70 289 35 67 11 1 9 32 29 63 6 1 3 .671 .300 .370 .138 .232
2030 Home 62 246 44 77 13 3 16 52 28 45 3 7 1 .971 .385 .585 .272 .313
2031 Away 68 283 55 94 19 6 13 48 33 52 9 5 3 .981 .402 .580 .247 .332
2031 Home 62 233 43 62 10 4 13 38 35 48 7 2 1 .877 .367 .511 .245 .266
2032 Away 67 273 50 83 9 3 18 48 26 44 8 3 1 .926 .370 .557 .253 .304
2032 Home 69 260 56 83 11 4 21 48 31 38 11 3 1 1.027 .392 .635 .315 .319
2033 Away 67 274 54 87 16 1 15 47 31 52 11 7 2 .935 .388 .547 .230 .318
2033 Home 63 235 49 82 13 3 17 56 33 51 6 4 5 1.079 .432 .647 .298 .349
2034 Away 67 218 23 60 11 0 9 37 15 47 3 4 4 .770 .321 .450 .174 .275
2034 Home 66 234 28 65 8 0 16 46 13 56 1 9 8 .828 .311 .517 .239 .278
2035 Away 56 133 23 37 5 0 12 27 8 20 4 3 1 .901 .315 .586 .308 .278
2035 Home 52 99 17 28 4 0 5 26 14 18 3 4 1 .843 .368 .475 .192 .283
2036 Away 49 113 11 28 6 1 5 15 11 27 0 2 2 .771 .320 .451 .204 .248
2036 Home 59 117 18 35 4 1 4 19 15 24 3 3 2 .829 .376 .453 .154 .299
2037 Away 66 213 19 52 11 0 4 24 17 37 2 2 4 .652 .300 .352 .108 .244
2037 Home 67 220 24 56 8 1 10 27 20 46 0 2 3 .752 .315 .436 .182 .255
2038 Away 66 216 16 42 8 1 2 11 23 41 1 2 3 .540 .272 .269 .074 .194
2038 Home 64 221 29 64 13 0 7 25 27 29 0 6 1 .811 .368 .443 .154 .290
Total Away 1157 4078 565 1118 199 24 176 606 418 808 102 86 60 .807 .343 .464 .190 .274
Total Home 1119 3856 612 1133 179 33 228 710 406 810 86 104 71 .896 .361 .535 .241 .294
Total 2276 7934 1177 2251 378 57 404 1316 824 1618 188 190 131 .850 .352 .498 .215 .284
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Swilper DeSkoller has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2033-09-23Swilper DeSkoller of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 33 days.
2032-08-13Trade #1218698 has been completed between the Washington C-Spans and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Jerry Kurl, Uncle Miltie, Vah JJ Marsh, Draft Pick 2035 Round 1 WAS (Usami Kakuzen) from the Washington C-Spans in exchange for Jody Ritchey, Swilper DeSkoller.
2031-08-06Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2028-06-16Swilper DeSkoller of the Texas Fury is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2026-07-02Trade #1184276 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Offenders and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive No Ho Mo, Swilper DeSkoller, Uncle Phil from the Pittsburgh Offenders in exchange for Orie Johnson, Earle Rowe, Draft Pick 2028 Round 1 TEX (Crocodile Bundy).
2026-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Swilper DeSkoller on the trade block.
2024-06-29Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 47 days.
2022-06-09Swilper DeSkoller of the Pittsburgh Offenders is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2022-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Reallongname Butcantbechanged to Swilper DeSkoller.
2021-03-25The Pittsburgh Protectors have renamed Steve Rooney to Reallongname Butcantbechanged.
2020-07-07Steve Rooney of the Pittsburgh Prophylactics is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
2020-04-01The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have promoted Steve Rooney to the major league team.