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Ed ONeill League
4-9-2260
Laus Penalty First Base
Retired (2039, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .289 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .839 Status Deceased (2075) Option Years 0  
H 2435 Age at Death 74 Date of Birth 02-20-2001
HR 370 Drafted Round 1, Pick 3
(2019)		 Majors Svc Time 17 years
(142 games)
RBI 1319
SB 369
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B  Endurance B-   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L B+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR B+
Speed B- Bunt C- Control D+   Mentor vL B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 0
1B A+ (100%) LF D  (16.2%) Arm B+ WS Appearances 3
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 5
3B D- (4.9%) RF F  (2.6%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 5
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2022 Away 44 153 11 27 3 1 3 11 14 38 1 3 5 .512 .244 .268 .092 .176
2022 Home 44 145 12 29 4 0 5 13 12 23 1 3 3 .592 .261 .331 .131 .200
2023 Away 71 277 32 75 9 2 6 46 26 55 8 6 6 .716 .333 .383 .112 .271
2023 Home 71 269 25 70 10 0 5 42 23 52 6 6 10 .671 .318 .353 .093 .260
2024 Away 70 279 44 76 15 4 14 49 19 59 5 2 2 .820 .315 .505 .233 .272
2024 Home 72 268 37 72 13 0 11 34 30 51 7 5 1 .781 .341 .440 .172 .269
2025 Away 64 250 33 78 11 2 7 32 26 47 7 8 2 .832 .376 .456 .144 .312
2025 Home 54 207 33 60 10 4 10 32 25 40 5 3 4 .890 .369 .522 .232 .290
2026 Away 72 290 40 91 14 3 13 42 30 62 14 10 0 .893 .376 .517 .203 .314
2026 Home 70 283 45 84 14 1 17 46 23 58 10 9 2 .884 .351 .534 .237 .297
2027 Away 72 305 56 101 16 3 19 64 28 54 16 6 0 .978 .387 .590 .259 .331
2027 Home 70 274 48 88 13 4 12 39 29 50 15 8 3 .916 .387 .529 .208 .321
2028 Away 69 254 40 66 9 4 11 34 34 49 12 7 3 .806 .349 .457 .197 .260
2028 Home 76 288 52 91 16 2 15 48 24 59 10 6 4 .909 .367 .542 .226 .316
2029 Away 72 282 49 86 12 0 12 44 43 57 21 10 2 .874 .399 .475 .170 .305
2029 Home 70 272 39 77 17 0 12 44 34 43 14 10 1 .841 .363 .478 .195 .283
2030 Away 53 190 18 44 7 2 4 16 13 52 9 6 1 .632 .279 .353 .121 .232
2030 Home 52 200 36 65 14 4 12 40 13 34 12 2 3 .984 .369 .615 .290 .325
2031 Away 58 227 41 72 8 1 10 33 30 46 18 10 1 .891 .398 .493 .176 .317
2031 Home 64 240 46 78 8 4 14 35 33 37 21 5 1 .974 .407 .567 .242 .325
2032 Away 68 282 49 79 11 2 15 48 25 49 10 12 3 .834 .341 .493 .213 .280
2032 Home 75 290 47 88 16 2 12 48 41 66 21 7 1 .884 .387 .497 .193 .303
2033 Away 72 284 55 88 11 2 15 50 34 59 19 6 0 .904 .383 .521 .211 .310
2033 Home 68 253 48 81 8 4 10 39 34 58 14 8 2 .901 .399 .502 .182 .320
2034 Away 68 251 41 66 11 2 14 48 25 42 13 5 2 .815 .325 .490 .227 .263
2034 Home 63 220 48 74 13 1 9 42 28 31 11 6 2 .938 .410 .527 .191 .336
2035 Away 71 293 59 107 14 5 17 56 34 49 19 9 1 1.050 .429 .621 .256 .365
2035 Home 71 275 49 81 16 0 18 55 21 51 13 6 1 .899 .350 .549 .255 .295
2036 Away 70 292 47 77 12 3 10 48 29 54 9 8 1 .757 .329 .428 .164 .264
2036 Home 72 273 43 77 11 2 13 48 30 55 5 6 4 .841 .362 .480 .198 .282
2037 Away 56 197 30 55 4 1 9 34 28 40 8 5 3 .818 .372 .447 .168 .279
2037 Home 54 202 21 45 11 0 5 28 18 43 6 4 3 .637 .285 .351 .129 .223
2038 Away 54 91 14 27 5 0 5 11 6 21 3 2 2 .863 .347 .516 .220 .297
2038 Home 54 91 10 21 7 0 1 5 12 21 4 3 2 .661 .320 .341 .110 .231
2039 Away 57 91 11 21 4 1 3 4 11 23 1 1 0 .716 .320 .396 .165 .231
2039 Home 53 85 8 18 2 1 2 11 10 25 1 1 1 .624 .295 .329 .118 .212
Total Away 1161 4288 670 1236 176 38 187 670 455 856 193 116 34 .834 .356 .478 .190 .288
Total Home 1153 4135 647 1199 203 29 183 649 440 797 176 98 48 .845 .359 .486 .196 .290
Total 2314 8423 1317 2435 379 67 370 1319 895 1653 369 214 82 .839 .358 .482 .193 .289
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2039-11-01Laus Penalty has retired from the Washington C-Spans
2034-08-18Laus Penalty of the Washington C-Spans is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2031-09-04Laus Penalty of the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2030-04-19Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2025-07-16Laus Penalty of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2022-06-11The Washington Elites have promoted Laus Penalty to the major league team. The Washington Elites have sent Don Keedix to the minors.
2019-04-11The Washington Elites have renamed Jim Bolling to Laus Penalty.